I honestly hope Derrick is into dogs and fights the urge to call Michael Vick when having questions regarding proper dog care. 

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Derrick Rose was found non-liable for any and all rape claims made by the booty call chick he banged with two of his buddies one late night when In & Out had already closed and everybody was looking for... READ MORE

You know how simple minded people are hyper concerned that if the President has lousy personal character it will cause a meltdown of polite society and their children will grow up to be sodomites and soccer fans? They're right. READ MORE

A woman who has a long history of involvement with Derrick Rose is accusing him and two of his friends of breaking into her apartment and gang raping her after a night of partying. His camp says she's extorting... READ MORE

fter a half dozen years doing little of lasting importance for the Chicago Bulls, Derrick Rose is off to New York to bless the Knicks with his B plus output. Rose can't be faulted for the fact his joints... READ MORE

When Team America was receiving their gold medals for the FIBA Basketball World Cup, all the players suddenly broke out into that half assed dance people do when they’re spending EBT money on bottle service. Except for Derrick Rose,... READ MORE