Deryck Whibley Almost Drank Himself to Death

By Lex May 20, 2014 @ 1:34 PM

Deryck Whibley Hospitalized Due To Alcoholism
Alcoholism isn’t just a hobby you dive into like ham radio or random sexual encounters. You’ve got to know if you’ve got the chops to handle the lifestyle. Mostly just look around your family tree. Do you see crotchety old broke-ass drunks with a flask in their coat pocket? You’re probably good to go. If Hippy Uncle Steve is the only one alive past fifty, you might consider that ham radio option. Tiny Deryck Whibley was one cocktail away from meeting Canadian Jesus last month when he was admitted to the hospital to have the Oompa Loompas squeeze the Jim Beam out of him. The former Sum 41 frontman’s liver and kidneys had tapped out. But the man upstairs decided that the world still needed Deryck Whibley while it was time to bring Pete Seeger and that dude from Devo home. Maybe just to reboot the VH-1 Behind the Music series. Or just because like everybody else God feels bad for Canada.

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Deryck Whibley Took Avril Lavigne’s Name When They Married

By Travis November 08, 2013 @ 12:00 PM

If it wasn’t already bad enough that his wife divorced him only to eventually marry the lead singer of Nickelback, Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley has finally filed the proper paperwork to legally change his name back to Deryck Jason Whibley. That’s because after he married Avril Lavigne in 2006, Deryck legally became Deryck Jason Lavigne Whibley, according to E!, and if VH1 still pumped out those Behind the Music shows, this story would already be a leading contender for saddest rock star life of all-time.

But for all of the bullshit feuding and bickering between Deryck and Chad Kroeger, someone has to explain why they’re making such a big deal out of Avril. If I made a list of the 12 million hottest women in pop music over the last 100 years, she’d be lucky to make honorable mention. So my only theory is that she squirts maple syrup when she climaxes.

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The Guy From Sum 41 Is Doing Great

By Travis June 07, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Things must be a little tough for Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley these days, what with his ex-wife, Avril Lavigne, being engaged to Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger so they can eventually give birth to the music industry’s antichrist. So it was nice to see Deryck get back on that horse and head out to the Tom Petty show at the Fonda Theatre in Hollywood last night with a tall, leggy woman who clearly isn’t with him for his dashing good looks.

Danny Masterson was also there, possibly handing out Scientology pamphlets or because the back lot at TBS was being fumigated, so he couldn’t crash in the security trailer last night. Either way, I’m sure the gold diggers in attendance enjoyed the night off.

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Avril Lavigne is a cheating whore

By brendon June 27, 2011 @ 1:10 PM

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Avril Lavigne has spent almost a week in St. Tropez, most of it in a bikini and all of it without Dodger Surfboard or whatever that poser jackasses name is who she’s dated for a year and a half (update: it’s Brody Jenner).

But then this weekend, her ex-husband Deryck Whibley showed up. They just ran into each other. On a boat. Off the coast of Southern France. 6,000 miles from where they live in LA. That seems normal, right?

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HERE IT COMES

By brendon October 28, 2008 @ 1:22 PM

Who can forget the scene in Dark Knight when Heath Ledgers Joker dressed up as a female nurse with a guitar?  Apparently I can because I have no idea why Deryck Whibley is holding one.  I haven’t even thought about this yet but now that I do there’s a 100 percent chance that the Joker is gonna be this years Jack Sparrow or Dick in a Box.  The costume every annoying dipshit thinks is gonna be super clever.  It's still better than Avril Lavignes costume.  I guess shes a geisha or some shit but she's only slightly paler than usual so it's hard to tell.  The only way this could have been any lamer and less original is if she went as Avril Lavigne.