Deryck Whibley Almost Drank Himself to Death

Alcoholism isn't just a hobby you dive into like ham radio or random sexual encounters. You've got to know if you've got the chops to handle the lifestyle. Mostly just look around your family tree. Do you see crotchety old broke-ass drunks with a flask in their coat pocket? You're probably good to go. If Hippy Uncle Steve is the only one alive past fifty, you might consider that ham radio option. Tiny Deryck Whibley...read more

Deryck Whibley Took Avril Lavigne's Name When They Married

If it wasn't already bad enough that his wife divorced him only to eventually marry the lead singer of Nickelback, Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley has finally filed the proper paperwork to legally change his name back to Deryck Jason Whibley. That's because after he married Avril Lavigne in 2006, Deryck legally became Deryck Jason Lavigne Whibley, according to E!, and if VH1 still pumped out those Behind the Music...read more

The Guy From Sum 41 Is Doing Great

Things must be a little tough for Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley these days, what with his ex-wife, Avril Lavigne, being engaged to Nickelback's Chad Kroeger so they can eventually give birth to the music industry's antichrist. So it was nice to see Deryck get back on that horse and head out to the Tom Petty show at the Fonda Theatre in Hollywood last night with a tall, leggy woman who clearly isn't with him for his...read more

Avril Lavigne is a cheating whore

Avril Lavigne has spent almost a week in St. Tropez, most of it in a bikini and all of it without Dodger Surfboard or whatever that poser jackasses name is who she's dated for a year and a half (update: it's Brody Jenner). But then this weekend, her ex-husband Deryck Whibley showed up. They just ran into each other. On a boat. Off the coast of Southern France. 6,000 miles from where they live in LA. That seems normal,...read more

HERE IT COMES

Who can forget the scene in Dark Knight when Heath Ledgers Joker dressed up as a female nurse with a guitar? Apparently I can because I have no idea why Deryck Whibley is holding one. I haven’t even thought about this yet but now that I do there’s a 100 percent chance that the Joker is gonna be this years Jack Sparrow or Dick in a Box. The costume every annoying dipshit thinks is gonna be super clever. It's still...read more