Eve Jobs And Other Famous Daughters Riding High in the Saddle

October 2, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Equestrian sets you back a bit more than pickup ball at the Y. About $200,000 a year if you’re semi-serious about competing in events like the Longines Masters. Probably a ton more when you throw in the cost of... READ MORE

I Felt Worse About Staring at Steven Spielberg’s Daughter’s Tits Before I Paid $15 to See Jurassic World

August 6, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Bad guys in movies are always threatening mopes with harm to their virginal daughters if they refuse to comply with various sinister demands. These villains have never studied Hammurabi. The punishment has to fit the crime. You make one... READ MORE