Devin Brugman And Natasha Oakley In Bikinis

By Lex July 18, 2014 @ 9:20 AM

Devin Brugman & Natasha Oakley In Bikinis At The Beach In Miami
These two girls have ensconced themselves on the beach in Miami like Jimmy Buffett fans in Key West who realize being a teeth bleaching tech in Milwaukee sucks compared to drinking all day in a thatch covered booze shack by the beach. The one in white is hiding her overbite which just serves as a reminder how very attractive women are ever so fragile, though still entirely better off than unattractive women. Today is honesty day.

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Natasha Oakley And Devin Brugman In Bikinis

By Lex February 19, 2014 @ 6:47 PM

Natasha Oakley And Devin Brugman In Bikinis At The Beach In Miami
Those bikini girls famous on Instagram are back again. I can’t be bothered to figure out who is who. It’s like people with identical kids. I’m sorry you pumped the missus full of hormones and zoygotes, but that doesn’t make it my obligation to figure out which of your cross-eyed triplets is Kassidy. That’s not even a real name. Obviously, if I had a chance at either of these girls, I’d learn their names, favorite restaurants, and the minimum amount of foreplay they require before the sex that men care about can begin. But I don’t, so they’re just those two bikini girls famous on Instagram. You know how to Google while you masturbate, you look it up.

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