Devin Brugman And Natasha Oakley in Bikinis

By Lex May 07, 2015 @ 9:00 AM

Devin Brugman And Natasha Oakley Wear Bikinis In Miami
No kid in second grade announces they want to grow up to have a nice ass in a thong and make men jerk themselves into some very poor decisions, which is why teachers ought to make that decision for them. The Taiwanese start sifting the smart from the not so smart by age nine. The high test score kids go to the super schools and study calculus and wear thick glasses and the not so smarts get handed a broom or a tight fitting pair of boy shorts and concubine training depending upon their looks. The stepping stones to victory are never smooth. Universal education is a slogan. Nature knows you don’t feed the weak.

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Natasha Oakley And Devin Brugman in Bikinis

By Lex April 02, 2015 @ 11:19 AM

Natasha Oakley And Devin Brugman Wear Bikinis In Maui
Men with sick jobs still feel the need to bitch about their work. Like pro ballplayers who whine about stress and travel and sore knees. Fuck you and the twins not your wife blowing you in your Bentley. Women never complain about their professional good fortune. They inherently understand what comes with making a living as a hot piece of ass. At some point, DiCaprio is going to walk into your shapely shadow and point his two index fingers toward his dick. Close your eyes and tell him how much you loved Gilbert Grape. It’s time to punch the clock.

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Devin Brugman In A Striped Bikini At The Beach In Miami

By Lex July 24, 2014 @ 7:44 AM

Devin Brugman In A Striped Bikini At The Beach In Miami

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Devin Brugman And Natasha Oakley In Bikinis

By Lex July 18, 2014 @ 9:20 AM

Devin Brugman & Natasha Oakley In Bikinis At The Beach In Miami
These two girls have ensconced themselves on the beach in Miami like Jimmy Buffett fans in Key West who realize being a teeth bleaching tech in Milwaukee sucks compared to drinking all day in a thatch covered booze shack by the beach. The one in white is hiding her overbite which just serves as a reminder how very attractive women are ever so fragile, though still entirely better off than unattractive women. Today is honesty day.

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Natasha Oakley And Devin Brugman In Bikinis

By Lex February 19, 2014 @ 6:47 PM

Natasha Oakley And Devin Brugman In Bikinis At The Beach In Miami
Those bikini girls famous on Instagram are back again. I can’t be bothered to figure out who is who. It’s like people with identical kids. I’m sorry you pumped the missus full of hormones and zoygotes, but that doesn’t make it my obligation to figure out which of your cross-eyed triplets is Kassidy. That’s not even a real name. Obviously, if I had a chance at either of these girls, I’d learn their names, favorite restaurants, and the minimum amount of foreplay they require before the sex that men care about can begin. But I don’t, so they’re just those two bikini girls famous on Instagram. You know how to Google while you masturbate, you look it up.

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