Diddy Arrested For Assault

Sean Combs was arrested at UCLA where his son plays football and doesn't go to class for assaulting a member of the team's coaching staff with a kettle bell in the weight room. Diddy apparently felt the coach wasn't showing his son proper respect at Spring practice where Diddy routinely hovers because nothing helps a team out more than having parents helicoptering around practices. This poses a number of questions...read more

P Diddy Doing It Right

Sean Combs has six children with three different women yet has never married,solidifying his status as a role model for deadbeat dads who don't understandhe's paying for private school and there's more to life than the Elephant Bar. Combs newest girlfriend is a model he metwhile casting his latest fragrance ad which worked out well because he didn't have to leavethe building. Just print your test results on the back...read more

Puff Daddy Has Returned

Sean Combs has once again changed his stupid name back to Puff Daddy. That's the moniker he went by when we were first burst onto the scene back in the 90's by exploiting his friend Biggie's death for stardom. He made the announcement on Twitter saying, "For the record, I did not change my name. I always have been and always will be PUFF DADDY! :) Be cool Man lol" Alright, twelve year old girl liar. In 2001 he changed...read more

Drake Treats Diddy Like A Wack MC

Drake broke all kinds of rap etiquette when he took the mic away from Diddy during a performance. The two egomaniacal d-bags were at the Metropolitan Club in New Orleans along with other epic poets like Busta Rhymes and Nelly. When Drake began his song Worst Behavior, Diddy, (or whatever the fuck silly kid's name he's called these days), joined in. Drake then took the microphone away from him so he wouldn't sing...read more

Diddy Will Do Anything For Attention Now

Because nobody has talked about him in at least a year, rapper/entrepreneur/guy who will attach his name to anything for profit Diddy showed up as a presenter at last night's 47th annual CMA Awards in Nashville, and he was introduced along with Kellie Pickler, who is one of country music's many failed Carrie Underwood cloning experiments. I didn't get to watch the CMA Awards because my TV blocks all programs that...read more

Diddy Says His New Network Is A Big Fucking Deal

Music mogul and prodigious child maker Diddy launched his new Revolt network last night. The idea behind the network is that it plays nothing but music. You know, like MTV did for two decades, except that this is totally different...somehow. Diddy is really talking this thing up like he just invented the fucking lightbulb. Whenever someone repeatedly tells you something is going to change the world, you know it's...read more

Kendrick Lamar Starts a Rap Feud

Kendrick Lamar started a Twitter feud with pretty much every rapper in New York. It all started when Kendrick called out pretty much every single other rapper in his lyrics on Big Seans' Control, including the following blanket assertion: "I'm Makaveli's offspring I'm the King of New York/ King of the coast/ One hand I juggle them both." Mind you, he's from California. How he can claim to be the king of New York is...read more

Aubrey O'Day's Breasts Reunited With Danity Kane

If you're one of the 12 people on this planet desperately waiting for Aubrey O'Day and those other girls to reunite for a new Danity Kane album and tour, then you are in luck. The 29-year old singer and professional tit-squisher apparently had lunch with three of her old girl group counterparts in Los Angeles on Monday, and they were joined by a new agent, because Aubrey wants to reunite for a new album and tour....read more

Diddy Was The Latest Swatting Prank Target

Rapper and aspiring water mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs was the latest victim of the pranking trend known as "swatting", which is the act of reporting a serious crime at a celebrity's home, and sitting back and watching the police swarm. Depending on the source, as many as a dozen police cars and several helicopters rushed to Diddy's Toluca Lake home yesterday morning, as someone called 911 and claimed there had been a...read more

Friday morning headlines

LINDSAY LOHAN - was believed to be the favorite to play Victoria Gotti because Gotti is friends with Lindsays mom and was demanding it. Not true. "Though it was said that I insisted she play my part, that's not true. I didn't insist and actually have no say in who gets the part." So if Lindsay gets it, it will be because she was perfect for the role. Nothing says "Italian" more than pink skin and freckles. (page six)...read more

DIDDY IS THE REAL VICTIM

Just when you thought Diddy couldn’t get any more charming and relatable, he goes and posts a vlog on his youtube page about the tragedy of high gas prices. He says..."Eh yo what’s up ya’ll, this is your boy, um, I’m here today, this is called Diddy blog number what, Diddy blog number 12, Diddy blog number 12, Gas prices are too motherfucking high. As you know, I do own my own jet but I have been havin to fly back and...read more