By Lex September 13, 2013 @ 2:10 PM
The minute Lindsay Lohan said she no longer blamed her parents for turning her into a substance abusing gutter crawler, I knew she had not completed her training. All that bullshit about getting past the hate is utter nonsense. You’re supposed to hate people that are rotten. That’s why God invented the power to hate. Dina and Michael Lohan are exactly who you’re supposed to loathe. I hate them and I didn’t even have to listen to them having make-up sex after the bruisings like Lindsay did. Fuck Oprah and every other fat woman who claim to have the answer to inner peace. You don’t get over things that make sense. C’mon, Lindsay, just call them wretched pieces of human fecal matter and suddenly you won’t feel the need to sleep with a vodka bottle tucked next to your womb.
Dina Lohan got busted in her beemer cruising at twice the legal limit B.A.C.. Her first order of business was to concoct a phony excuse about police abuse at the scene. Her second step was to be thankful she didn’t have a job of any kind to get to in the morning.
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By Lex July 10, 2013 @ 5:20 PM
While everybody with a real degree in some science is urging Lindsay Lohan to continue residing in a sober inpatient facility after her 90-day court order ends at the end of July, Lindsay has instead chosen her mom’s house. So, the opposite of a sober facility. More like a crack den rife with crazy. It should be an interesting experiment to see whether a woman who has repeatedly failed at shaking her drug and alcohol addition is actually supported by moving in with her enabling drug addicted mother. That’s not really an experiment I guess. But it is wonderful news for Lindsay’s suppliers.
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By Travis June 12, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
VH1 launched a new show called The Gossip Table last week, and it has already run out of guests as Dina Lohan was on yesterday to talk mostly about her daughter Ali Lohan’s new modeling career. But because that’s really boring, Lindsay Lohan’s mom and woman who believes that Forever 21 is a motto and not just a store was asked about her thoughts on Amanda Bynes’ current meltdown.
To her credit, Dina didn’t act like she was some sort of world class parenting expert, as she didn’t really want to talk about it, according to In Touch. But because she’s such a spiritual soul, so in tune with the workings of the universe and the goodness of the greater power, Dina said that she prays for Amanda. And when reached for comment, God replied, “Bitch, please.”
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By Jack June 05, 2013 @ 3:00 PM
Dina Lohan is being sued for stiffing a charity and running out on a huge bill at a gala event last year. She ran up a monster bar tab trying to drink herself back to 46 and then pledged $1500 to The Clamshell Foundation, which helps underprivileged kids. Then, she didn’t pay up. She made big bucks exploiting her kids, but not enough leftover after the coke and Botox to hand over her pledge. Who the fuck stiffs a charity that helps kids? Can we come together as Americans and decide to put her down like the wretched dog that she is?
By brendon January 08, 2013 @ 1:56 PM
Yesterday, the Daily News had an interview with Dina Lohan where she mentioned some pictures of her with a black eye that she (allegedly) got after Michael Lohan gave her a few Irish kisses when Lindsay was a baby. Well now Entertainment Tonight has those pictures, because apparently they pay more than the Daily News.
Dina revealed details about the alleged abuse, saying, “I will tell my story … about abuse and how I’ve survived it and how my children have survived it. It shed some light on my children’s behavior, having to witness it.”
Michael vehemently denies abusing Dina, telling ET, “[Dina] hit me with an ice tray, and I turned around and swung … I didn’t punch her. I didn’t do anything deliberately to attack her. I swung out of reflex … she’s twisting everything.”
Everything but her torso to duck when he threw a punch. When you’re white trash like the Lohans are, the number one rule should be to keep your head on a swivel, because someone could attack you with an ice tray or throw a looping roundhouse at any moment.
By brendon October 10, 2012 @ 10:59 AM
Lindsay Lohan was out drinking with her mom last night, a Tuesday, until about 7am this morning, and that’s actually the least fucked up part of this entire story.
After that, they were driven back to the Lohan house in North Merrick, Long Island, and got into a fight that left Lindsay with a cut on her leg and brought “at least four police cars and an emergency service vehicle” to the scene.
“(Lindsay) was yelling “I’ve had enough of this!’ “ witness John Scalesi (told the New York Post).
Scalesi said he heard the call for service on his police scanner and rushed to Dina Lohan’s house to get a look at the 8:15 a.m. action.
Don’t act like you wouldn’t have a police scanner if you lived next to the Lohans.
A source close to Lindsay said her father, Michael Lohan, called police after his daughter dialed him early Wednesday.
(Lindsay) reportedly suffered a cut on her leg when a diamond bracelet was broken in the fight, the source (told the Daily News).
The argument was reportedly over whether Lindsay would spent the night at her home or return to a Manhattan hotel.
As always, what happens next is nothing. The police took a domestic incident report but no arrests were made and no charges are expected to be filed.
Hopefully we’ll at least found out how bad the fight was. Because if they were both wrestling and their clothes ripped and their tits popped out, that would be a police report I could jack-off too. And whatever, judge me if you want, but what goes on in my house is my business.