Dina Lohan Is Praying For Amanda Bynes

VH1 launched a new show called The Gossip Table last week, and it has already run out of guests as Dina Lohan was on yesterday to talk mostly about her daughter Ali Lohan's new modeling career. But because that's really boring, Lindsay Lohan's mom and woman who believes... read more

Dina Lohan Stiffs A Charity

Dina Lohan is being sued for stiffing a charity and running out on a huge bill at a gala event last year. She ran up a monster bar tab trying to drink herself back to 46 and then pledged $1500 to The Clamshell Foundation, which helps underprivileged kids. Then, she... read more

here are the black eye picturers Dina Lohan talked about

Yesterday, the Daily News had an interview with Dina Lohan where she mentioned some pictures of her with a black eye that she (allegedly) got after Michael Lohan gave her a few Irish kisses when Lindsay was a baby. Well now Entertainment Tonight has those pictures,... read more

Lindsay and her mom got in a fight, 4 police cars called

Lindsay Lohan was out drinking with her mom last night, a Tuesday, until about 7am this morning, and that's actually the least fucked up part of this entire story. After that, they were driven back to the Lohan house in North Merrick, Long Island, and got into a fight... read more

this is where Lindsay learned to lie and steal

There's a rumor out today that Lindsay Lohans mom Dina ran up a $1,100 tab during a charity event in the Hamptons and left without paying, but it's not true. It was actually a $2,500 tab. The New York Post says... (Dina was) offered four complimentary tickets to new East... read more

Dina Lohan is ready to sell out Lindsay

Dina Lohan is reportedly shopping a tell all book about Lindsay to explain how things went so wrong, and you'll be shocked to hear that a Lohan is taking no responsibility whatsoever and this is all someone else's fault. A few excerpts... "I blamed her friends, her... read more

Dina Lohan told Fox this is "defamation of character"

Way back in December of 2006, Lindsay Lohan sent out a drug fueled text telling other celebrities that they should sue the tabloids for defamation of character, even though she doesn't know what that means. "Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say.... read more

Dina Lohan is a liar. Also a complete c*nt.

Dina Lohan lies from start to finish every single day, and this morning on the Today show was no exception. The most insulting part was in the 22 second clip above, when she said Lindsay had only been in a drug rehab twice, and then smirked condescendingly at Matt Lauer... read more

Dina Lohan should be set on fire

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Yesterday it was reported that Lindsay Lohan may not be spending 90 days in rehab, because the judge that sentenced her has since recused herself (*). Now, instead of doing a 45-day program twice,... read more

dina says lindsay has done "absolutely nothing wrong"

Lindsay Lohan started drinking again Sunday night, and her lawyer admits it, but Lindsays mom Dina is taking it all in stride. And by that I mean she's a reprehensible cunt who refuses to discipline her whore daughter, who now lives in a world of delusion where she's... read more

lindsay has not applied for a new passport

For someone who lies as much as Lindsay Lohan does, you'd really think she'd have a better grasp of how it works by now. Just because some lonely idea has appeared inside your drug riddled mind doesn't mean it was the winning plan. When Lindsay claims all the flights are... read more

monday night headlines

PEOPLE WHO READ TYLER - are concerned. About something. I'm not sure what though. Earthquakes? That can't be right. For future reference, if you want me to read your email, don't be real hot and certainly don't include pictures where I can look down your shirt. This link... read more