Dina Lohan Stiffs A Charity

By Jack June 05, 2013 @ 3:00 PM

Dina Lohan is being sued for stiffing a charity and running out on a huge bill at a gala event last year. She ran up a monster bar tab trying to drink herself back to 46 and then pledged $1500 to The Clamshell Foundation, which helps underprivileged kids. Then, she didn’t pay up. She made big bucks exploiting her kids, but not enough leftover after the coke and Botox to hand over her pledge. Who the fuck stiffs a charity that helps kids? Can we come together as Americans and decide to put her down like the wretched dog that she is?

here are the black eye picturers Dina Lohan talked about

By brendon January 08, 2013 @ 1:56 PM


Yesterday, the Daily News had an interview with Dina Lohan where she mentioned some pictures of her with a black eye that she (allegedly) got after Michael Lohan gave her a few Irish kisses when Lindsay was a baby. Well now Entertainment Tonight has those pictures, because apparently they pay more than the Daily News.

Dina revealed details about the alleged abuse, saying, “I will tell my story … about abuse and how I’ve survived it and how my children have survived it. It shed some light on my children’s behavior, having to witness it.”
Michael vehemently denies abusing Dina, telling ET, “[Dina] hit me with an ice tray, and I turned around and swung … I didn’t punch her. I didn’t do anything deliberately to attack her. I swung out of reflex … she’s twisting everything.”

Everything but her torso to duck when he threw a punch. When you’re white trash like the Lohans are, the number one rule should be to keep your head on a swivel, because someone could attack you with an ice tray or throw a looping roundhouse at any moment.

Lindsay and her mom got in a fight, 4 police cars called

By brendon October 10, 2012 @ 10:59 AM


Lindsay Lohan was out drinking with her mom last night, a Tuesday, until about 7am this morning, and that’s actually the least fucked up part of this entire story.

After that, they were driven back to the Lohan house in North Merrick, Long Island, and got into a fight that left Lindsay with a cut on her leg and brought “at least four police cars and an emergency service vehicle” to the scene.

“(Lindsay) was yelling “I’ve had enough of this!’ “ witness John Scalesi (told the New York Post).
Scalesi said he heard the call for service on his police scanner and rushed to Dina Lohan’s house to get a look at the 8:15 a.m. action.

Don’t act like you wouldn’t have a police scanner if you lived next to the Lohans.

A source close to Lindsay said her father, Michael Lohan, called police after his daughter dialed him early Wednesday.
(Lindsay) reportedly suffered a cut on her leg when a diamond bracelet was broken in the fight, the source (told the Daily News).
The argument was reportedly over whether Lindsay would spent the night at her home or return to a Manhattan hotel.

As always, what happens next is nothing. The police took a domestic incident report but no arrests were made and no charges are expected to be filed.

Hopefully we’ll at least found out how bad the fight was. Because if they were both wrestling and their clothes ripped and their tits popped out, that would be a police report I could jack-off too. And whatever, judge me if you want, but what goes on in my house is my business.

this is where Lindsay learned to lie and steal

By brendon July 24, 2012 @ 7:38 PM


There’s a rumor out today that Lindsay Lohans mom Dina ran up a $1,100 tab during a charity event in the Hamptons and left without paying, but it’s not true. It was actually a $2,500 tab. The New York Post says…

(Dina was) offered four complimentary tickets to new East Hampton restaurant hot spot Andrra on Saturday night (but) arrived with eight people.
“They dined and dashed on a $2,500 check and didn’t leave a dime for the waiters.”
Organizers offered a reduced bill for around $1,100, but then they just upped and left without leaving a tip. When organizers later phoned to demand payment, (Dina’s brother) said, ‘My celebrity clients were not happy.’ ”

I feel bad for those waiters but you have to expect this kind of thing when you invite a Lohan anywhere. The only reason I’d invite one to my restaurant would be to put pills that chemically sterilize you in their food.

Dina Lohan is ready to sell out Lindsay

By brendon October 21, 2011 @ 10:39 AM


Dina Lohan is reportedly shopping a tell all book about Lindsay to explain how things went so wrong, and you’ll be shocked to hear that a Lohan is taking no responsibility whatsoever and this is all someone else’s fault. A few excerpts…

“I blamed her friends, her career and her handlers for an (sic) newfound lifestyle of partying excessively.  Drinking, drugging and behaving irresponsibly became Lindsay’s way of daily living–and it tore me up inside.”
“How could I deny my daughter the chance of a lifetime?  How could I hold Lindsay back from her dream of becoming an actress?  So, I listened to others and sent my daughter to Hollywood with a few pieces of luggage and a chaperone.”

Well just because sending the 16-year-old daughter of two addicts to live in Hollywood with no supervision and unlimited money didn’t work out this time, I don’t think that makes it a bad idea, I think we can all agree on that. Lindsay is the exception to the rule.

Dina Lohan told Fox this is “defamation of character”

By brendon November 17, 2010 @ 10:05 PM


Way back in December of 2006, Lindsay Lohan sent out a drug fueled text telling other celebrities that they should sue the tabloids for defamation of character, even though she doesn’t know what that means.

“Let’s sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character. Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point. I am not fully aware of what these, again, accusations are, but I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn them”.

Clearly she never bothered to learn those terms, because back in March she tried (unsuccessfully) to sue E-Trade for 100 million dollars, and today (Tyler Exclusive, btw!) Dina Lohan sent a letter to Fox about last nights episode of Glee, calling it – oh you’ll never guess – “defamation of character.”

So is another lawsuit on the way? Probably, yes, because the Lohans are dumb as rocks with no source of income. It’s almost like they’re a family of possums.