There’s a rumor out today that Lindsay Lohans mom Dina ran up a $1,100 tab during a charity event in the Hamptons and left without paying, but it’s not true. It was actually a $2,500 tab. The New York Post says…
(Dina was) offered four complimentary tickets to new East Hampton restaurant hot spot Andrra on Saturday night (but) arrived with eight people.
“They dined and dashed on a $2,500 check and didn’t leave a dime for the waiters.”
Organizers offered a reduced bill for around $1,100, but then they just upped and left without leaving a tip. When organizers later phoned to demand payment, (Dina’s brother) said, ‘My celebrity clients were not happy.’ ”
I feel bad for those waiters but you have to expect this kind of thing when you invite a Lohan anywhere. The only reason I’d invite one to my restaurant would be to put pills that chemically sterilize you in their food.
Dina Lohan is reportedly shopping a tell all book about Lindsay to explain how things went so wrong, and you’ll be shocked to hear that a Lohan is taking no responsibility whatsoever and this is all someone else’s fault. A few excerpts…
“I blamed her friends, her career and her handlers for an (sic) newfound lifestyle of partying excessively. Drinking, drugging and behaving irresponsibly became Lindsay’s way of daily living–and it tore me up inside.”
“How could I deny my daughter the chance of a lifetime? How could I hold Lindsay back from her dream of becoming an actress? So, I listened to others and sent my daughter to Hollywood with a few pieces of luggage and a chaperone.”
Well just because sending the 16-year-old daughter of two addicts to live in Hollywood with no supervision and unlimited money didn’t work out this time, I don’t think that makes it a bad idea, I think we can all agree on that. Lindsay is the exception to the rule.
Way back in December of 2006, Lindsay Lohan sent out a drug fueled text telling other celebrities that they should sue the tabloids for defamation of character, even though she doesn’t know what that means.
“Let’s sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character. Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point. I am not fully aware of what these, again, accusations are, but I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn them”.
Clearly she never bothered to learn those terms, because back in March she tried (unsuccessfully) to sue E-Trade for 100 million dollars, and today (Tyler Exclusive, btw!) Dina Lohan sent a letter to Fox about last nights episode of Glee, calling it – oh you’ll never guess – “defamation of character.”
So is another lawsuit on the way? Probably, yes, because the Lohans are dumb as rocks with no source of income. It’s almost like they’re a family of possums.
Dina Lohan lies from start to finish every single day, and this morning on the Today show was no exception. The most insulting part was in the 22 second clip above, when she said Lindsay had only been in a drug rehab twice, and then smirked condescendingly at Matt Lauer because he thought she had been there 4 times.
He was under that impression because 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 equals 4.
1. On January 17th, 2007 she checked into Wonderland (fox). 2. On May 28th, 2007 she checked into Promises (e!). 3. On August 6th, 2007 she checked into Cirque Lodge (msnbc) 4. On August 2nd, 2010, she checked into UCLA (nydn).
Actually it would be 5 if you count when she checked into Pickford Lots sober-living facility on July 15th, 2010. (x17)
Yesterday it was reported that Lindsay Lohan may not be spending 90 days in rehab, because the judge that sentenced her has since recused herself (*). Now, instead of doing a 45-day program twice, which is apparently common, Lindsay might do it once (though in all likelihood, the new judge will order her to stay for the full 90).
Naturally, Lindsays mom Dina Lohan was on the Today show this morning, and – brace yourself – told everyone that her darling child is an innocent little lamb that everyone picks on for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
This bitch is reprehensible. She’s the reason Lindsay doesn’t know right from wrong. She’s the reason Lindsay is such a fuck up. If Dina died today, I’d dig her up tomorrow, bury her upside down then build a neighborhood on her grave so she could never rest.
Lindsay Lohan started drinking again Sunday night, and her lawyer admits it, but Lindsays mom Dina is taking it all in stride. And by that I mean she’s a reprehensible cunt who refuses to discipline her whore daughter, who now lives in a world of delusion where she’s never at fault and everyone who thinks otherwise is just jealous.