thursday night headlines

MATT AND TREY - say Comedy Central removed a speech about "intimidation and fear" from last nights episode after some dim witted muslims threatened to kill them. The group says South Park insulted their prophet by depicting him in a bear costume. To make matters worse,... read more

friday afternoon headlines

JESSE JAMES - is hoping time in rehab and some privacy will save his marriage. He also thinks maybe some aspirin will bring Brittany Murphy back to life. (the ap) DINA LOHAN - says the report that Lindsay was behind on her rent is a complete lie and Lindsay is doing... read more

"Mommy, help me. How can they do this?"

You might want to put some pillows behind you in case you faint, but Lindsay Lohan is a self-centered brat and Dina Lohan is an enabler who lies every time she talks. Like yesterday, for example, when she explained Lindsays 100 million dollar lawsuit. The New York Post ... read more

michael lohan is in big trouble. but not really.

Do you see now why a Lindsay picture ban is long overdue? But, whatever.  More to the point, TMZ has lost their minds.  Today they have the breathless headline that Michael Lohan may face jail time because he gave Radar Online recordings of several phone calls between... read more

Dina on Lindsay: "She'd like, punch me in the face..."

Radar has another Lindsay Lohan audio clip up today, this time from Dina Lohan (her mom) to Michael Lohan (her dad). This one is from September of last year, and here Dina says she tried to get Lindsay to go to rehab but Lindsay didn't want to. Quick to give up at... read more

morning headlines

MICHAEL VICK - will have a reality show on BET to chronicle his life since being released from prison. It will be "serious and somber" and "revisit the Virginia property where he ran and financed a dogfighting ring." This show sounds fun. I like shows where, after... read more

like some kind of supermom

If you think there’s no bias against the Lohans, maybe you can explain how people are always saying parents should spend time with their kids, yet when Dina brought her 15-year-old daughter to a bar, THEY REFUSED TO LET HER IN!  What is this, Russia?!?! When a 46-year-old... read more


The most amazing thing about this clip from yesterdays "The View" is that Dina Lohan is still claiming that her daughter Lindsay is pretty much an average 21-year-old, and her problems are the kind of things “we all did” at 21. Like, remember the time we went to rehab... read more


God only knows how or why, but the reality show starring Dina, Alli and Codi Lohan is set to air on E! this summer.  The premise of the show is that maybe one day Lindsay will show up unannounced while wearing something slutty.  "Oh please god call Lindsay", said one of... read more


Is it any wonder Lindsay Lohan is a damn mess.  Her mom Dina is even more of a train wreck than she is.  Todays Page Six says:(Dina was) spotted in a "really short dress and boots," made some fellow diners at Kobe Club lose their appetites Wednesday night. A guy sitting... read more