Lindsay Lohan was out drinking with her mom last night, a Tuesday, until about 7am this morning, and that’s actually the least fucked up part of this entire story.
After that, they were driven back to the Lohan house in North Merrick, Long Island, and got into a fight that left Lindsay with a cut on her leg and brought “at least four police cars and an emergency service vehicle” to the scene.
“(Lindsay) was yelling “I’ve had enough of this!’ “ witness John Scalesi (told the New York Post).
Scalesi said he heard the call for service on his police scanner and rushed to Dina Lohan’s house to get a look at the 8:15 a.m. action.
Don’t act like you wouldn’t have a police scanner if you lived next to the Lohans.
A source close to Lindsay said her father, Michael Lohan, called police after his daughter dialed him early Wednesday.
(Lindsay) reportedly suffered a cut on her leg when a diamond bracelet was broken in the fight, the source (told the Daily News).
The argument was reportedly over whether Lindsay would spent the night at her home or return to a Manhattan hotel.
As always, what happens next is nothing. The police took a domestic incident report but no arrests were made and no charges are expected to be filed.
Hopefully we’ll at least found out how bad the fight was. Because if they were both wrestling and their clothes ripped and their tits popped out, that would be a police report I could jack-off too. And whatever, judge me if you want, but what goes on in my house is my business.
There’s a rumor out today that Lindsay Lohans mom Dina ran up a $1,100 tab during a charity event in the Hamptons and left without paying, but it’s not true. It was actually a $2,500 tab. The New York Post says…
(Dina was) offered four complimentary tickets to new East Hampton restaurant hot spot Andrra on Saturday night (but) arrived with eight people.
“They dined and dashed on a $2,500 check and didn’t leave a dime for the waiters.”
Organizers offered a reduced bill for around $1,100, but then they just upped and left without leaving a tip. When organizers later phoned to demand payment, (Dina’s brother) said, ‘My celebrity clients were not happy.’ ”
I feel bad for those waiters but you have to expect this kind of thing when you invite a Lohan anywhere. The only reason I’d invite one to my restaurant would be to put pills that chemically sterilize you in their food.
Dina Lohan is reportedly shopping a tell all book about Lindsay to explain how things went so wrong, and you’ll be shocked to hear that a Lohan is taking no responsibility whatsoever and this is all someone else’s fault. A few excerpts…
“I blamed her friends, her career and her handlers for an (sic) newfound lifestyle of partying excessively. Drinking, drugging and behaving irresponsibly became Lindsay’s way of daily living–and it tore me up inside.”
“How could I deny my daughter the chance of a lifetime? How could I hold Lindsay back from her dream of becoming an actress? So, I listened to others and sent my daughter to Hollywood with a few pieces of luggage and a chaperone.”
Well just because sending the 16-year-old daughter of two addicts to live in Hollywood with no supervision and unlimited money didn’t work out this time, I don’t think that makes it a bad idea, I think we can all agree on that. Lindsay is the exception to the rule.
Way back in December of 2006, Lindsay Lohan sent out a drug fueled text telling other celebrities that they should sue the tabloids for defamation of character, even though she doesn’t know what that means.
“Let’s sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character. Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point. I am not fully aware of what these, again, accusations are, but I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn them”.
Clearly she never bothered to learn those terms, because back in March she tried (unsuccessfully) to sue E-Trade for 100 million dollars, and today (Tyler Exclusive, btw!) Dina Lohan sent a letter to Fox about last nights episode of Glee, calling it – oh you’ll never guess – “defamation of character.”
So is another lawsuit on the way? Probably, yes, because the Lohans are dumb as rocks with no source of income. It’s almost like they’re a family of possums.
Dina Lohan lies from start to finish every single day, and this morning on the Today show was no exception. The most insulting part was in the 22 second clip above, when she said Lindsay had only been in a drug rehab twice, and then smirked condescendingly at Matt Lauer because he thought she had been there 4 times.
He was under that impression because 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 equals 4.
1. On January 17th, 2007 she checked into Wonderland (fox). 2. On May 28th, 2007 she checked into Promises (e!). 3. On August 6th, 2007 she checked into Cirque Lodge (msnbc) 4. On August 2nd, 2010, she checked into UCLA (nydn).
Actually it would be 5 if you count when she checked into Pickford Lots sober-living facility on July 15th, 2010. (x17)
Yesterday it was reported that Lindsay Lohan may not be spending 90 days in rehab, because the judge that sentenced her has since recused herself (*). Now, instead of doing a 45-day program twice, which is apparently common, Lindsay might do it once (though in all likelihood, the new judge will order her to stay for the full 90).
Naturally, Lindsays mom Dina Lohan was on the Today show this morning, and – brace yourself – told everyone that her darling child is an innocent little lamb that everyone picks on for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
This bitch is reprehensible. She’s the reason Lindsay doesn’t know right from wrong. She’s the reason Lindsay is such a fuck up. If Dina died today, I’d dig her up tomorrow, bury her upside down then build a neighborhood on her grave so she could never rest.