Eight years ago, NBC posted a profit of 1.8 billion dollars, but since then it’s been run by bumbling retards who would be required to wear water wings and a football helmet at all time in most states, so this year they will lose over 600 million dollars (source).
As you can tell, they’re not very good with numbers. But if you needed more proof of that…
NBC is pissed at Conan O’Brien and claims he lied during his “60 Minutes” interview.
Network sources tell TMZ Conan was flat out wrong when he said NBC gave him the axe rather than Leno because Jay’s buyout would have been bigger. Sources say the buyouts for Conan and Jay were roughly the same.
Now, I’m no mathamagician, and I apologize for all the times I implied I was (I just liked the attention), but I do know that 150 is more than 32. Almost 5 times more, some would say. I also know that NBC is out of their minds to guarantee Leno 150 million dollars. If that dullard is worth 150, if they ever found a guy wearing a silly hat who can wiggle his ears, they would turn the entire network over to him, no questions asked.
(note - my beloved diora baird runs a very cutely entertaining twitter page, and not simply because she’ll occasionally flash her amazing cleavage. you may be wondering what that has to do with conan o brien. well I may be wondering why you’re so gay. NOW who’s asking the questions!)
There is nothing nothing nothing on earth better than a hot girl with red hair and big tits, so it goes without saying that I have every picture ever taken of Guess model and actress (‘Star Trek’, ‘Wedding Crashers’) Diora Baird. But these showed up yesterday and I’ve never seen them so I think they might be new. Her body is so astoundingly perfect, even if she had horns and flippers for feet, she’d still be the best looking person on earth.
It seems impossible that we’re still talking about this, but apparently we are because today there are shocking new pictures of Miss California who, other than that top she’s wearing, is COMPLETELY TOPLESS!!!
These pics were taken just last year. This time, Carrie dropped her top for a professional photo shoot … another partially nude gig that she forgot to tell the Miss California officials about. Donald Trump will decide today whether or not he’ll give Carrie the heave ho.
TMZ has 15 pictures, and in 4 of those they had to censor what might be one nipple. The one up top on the left is by far the worst. At least TMZ has the decency to call it (*) “partially nude”. Perez Hilton says:
Carrie Prejean and her publicists have repeatedly sworn up and down that she only ever posed topless once.
Well, they’re fucking liars! What does Jesus say about liars????
She’s not modeling lingerie in these pics! This is a full-on tittie shoot!
I don’t mean to nit-pick by pointing out what words mean, but either Miss California is a zebra or those gray things on the side of her torso are a “top”. That is not “full-on” or “topless” or a “tittie shoot”, at least not based on any rational definition of those terms.
And … umm, at one point I saved two pictures of Diora Baird of “Star Trek”, one early naked modeling picture and one from Playboy (here and here) because I had some amazing point to make that involved tits but then I stared at her tits for 20 minutes and now I can’t remember what that was. But I’m sure it was brilliant. So if you could make up your own brilliant point and then write it on the screen as if I said it that would really help me out.
The biggest news of Comic Con this weekend may have been the premiere of the very long and very well put together trailer for "X-Men Origins: Wolverine". There’s no official release yet but of course it leaked. This is as good as it gets for nerds like me. The only way it could get better is if Sabertooth were played by Diora Baird, and the story was about a quest for panties.
For the 900th time in a row, the weekend box office numbers confirm that everyone everyone everyone hates Kirsten Dunst. Her movie "Marie Antoinette" opened at number 8, making just $1.9 million on Friday and $2 million on Saturday. It only opened on 859 screens, but still brought in what LA Weekly calls a "disappointing $6,170 per screen average". It cost roughly 40 million to make, meaning it will need to gross at least 80 million to clear a profit (the theater gets 50 cents of every dollar in revenue). "The Prestige" opened at number one, bringing in 14.5 million, "The Departed" was number 2 making 13.6 for a total of 77.1 million, and "Flags of our Fathers" opened at a disappointing number 3 with 10 million. The "Texas Chainsaw" prequel added 1.4 million to its 35 million dollar total, which is the smoothest transition I could think of to get away from Kirsten's fug ass and put up a clip of "Texas Chainsaw" star Diora Baird, whose giant breasts helped land her a leading role in the movie and in my heart. But is a kick ass rack enough to earn roles on television and in movies? According to me and whatever sexual predator designed the outfit she has on here, the answer is clearly yes.
