DMX Does God And Shots At Airport

January 25, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

DMX found God at the bottom of a bottle while at an airport Chilis bar. Hallelujah for the hooch. Outside of a near death experience there’s nothing like liquor and a layover to restrengthen a fair weather Christian’s belief in the big guy upstairs. The kicker is DMX is in rehab right now for substance […]


DMX Threatens The Gene Pool

August 24, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

DMX has just sired his fifteenth child. The economics professor who lives next door and occasionally drops off some banana bread has two. Obama has two. The Clintons have one, if you believe them. Smart people appear to see the hazards of reproducing. Crackheads who bark into a microphone between rounds of dogfighting don’t give it as much thought.


DMX Is Breathless And Shit Around The Web

February 10, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

DMX was rushed to the hospital for what he claims was a bad asthma attack. He had to be resuscitated by paramedics after he was found unresponsive. There is a suspicion by the cops that drugs were involved because that’s what obviously happened. Read more about his “asthma attack”. (TMZ) Bai Ling wears some pink […]


DMX Isn’t Fighting George Zimmerman Anymore

February 10, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Much to the surprise of nobody, the celebrity boxing match between rapper DMX and George Zimmerman that was announced on Trayvon Martin’s birthday has been canceled. Promoter Damon Feldman decided that after he’d been called every horrible name in the world by people on Twitter for the last week, he wanted to do whatever wouldn’t […]


DMX Has Agreed To Fight George Zimmerman

February 5, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I don’t know which dictionaries the people behind celebrity boxing are using these days, but the last time I checked, shooting a teenager and becoming the bloated face of both America’s gun control debate and the current state of racism doesn’t make a guy a celebrity. But that’s what Celebrity Boxing promoter Damon Feldman is […]


DMX Streaked Because His Dick Is Big

September 17, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

We told you last week about DMX going for a bizarre late night streak in a Detroit hotel. A reasonable person, (so, not DMX), might ask, “Why would you do such a thing?” or “Why are you trying to frighten little old cleaning ladies and the three tourists a year who visit Detroit?” DMX revealed […]


DMX Streaks Through A Detroit Hotel

September 10, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

DMX surprised the staff at a hotel in Detroit by running naked through the hallways. It’s unclear why the rapper decided to let his dog out for the poor cleaning lady to see, other than the fact that he is baby eating crazy and super fucking high most of his waking hours. The best part […]