10.27.2006 this duck is smooth

I’m not technically a veterinarian, but I'm pretty sure this picture is 100 percent real.  Ducks are natures perverts.  I don't really like to talk about it, but trust me, I was raised on the bayou.  It's still pretty I WAS RAPED, OKAY!  ARE YOU HAPPY - I WAS RAPED!  THERE, NOW YOU KNOW!  (brendon runs off and locks himself in the bathroom, the shower starts to run)