Shelly Sterling Gets Her Shit Back

April 15, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The timeless battle between unstoppable shrew and unmovable whore ended when a judge ruled that V. Stiviano had to return the condo and the Bentley and other expensive gifts totaling $2.8 million from Donald Sterling back to Shelly Sterling because Stiviano never Quickbooks invoiced him formally for handies. Shelly Sterling argued that Stiviano suckered her […]


Donald Sterling Reunites With Whore

October 2, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Police were called to Donald Sterling’s house, presumably by Shelly Sterling who has an army of nosy yenta neighbors peering through their yellow tinged blinds. Shelly had received word that V. Stiviano was back on the grounds of Camp Geezer Fuck. Shelly despises Stiviano, not because she had a loving marriage broken asunder but because […]


Donald Sterling Prefers Dudes And Shit Around The Web

August 22, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

According to momentarily famous sex troll, V. Stiviano, Donald Sterling is gay. She says that she never actually touched his shriveled up tool because he prefers the touch of another man. This contradicts other shit she’s said in the past. Could she be the world’s first dishonest whore? Read all about V. being a beard […]


Donald Sterling Sues Everybody

July 23, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Donald Sterling has filed a civil suit against his strangle estranged wife Shelly, NBA commissioner Adam Silver, and the entire NBA. Basically he’s putting everyone he is pissed at into one giant group and suing the shit out of them. He narrowly left out the guy who fucked up his sandwich order yesterday. Does Donald […]


Donald Sterling Bought A New Whore at the Whore Store

July 18, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Donald Sterling is apparently banging Raquel Lee, or at least buying her a bunch of expensive shit while he tries to get his dick hard enough to penetrate her 100 point skee ball hole. Lee is a woman with an eclectic background. She had some minor acting rolls nearly a decade ago and has most […]


Donald Sterling’s Doctor Might Be Crazy Too

July 2, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

One of the doctors who determined Donald Sterling was too bat shit to decide the fate of the Clippers had dinner and drinks with him and his wife after the examination. Dr. Meril Platzer probably waited for Sterling to pick up the check at the Polo Lounge before she gave him the diagnosis of dementia. Donald […]


Donald Sterling Back to Suing

June 11, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Billionaire racist and aficionado of conniving and possibly transgendered women of undetermined racial makeup with lengthy criminal histories Donald Sterling has decided to go back on his word and sue the NBA for forcing him to sell The Clippers. Sterling, who either has early onset dementia or is falsely advertising this fact to cover for […]


Donald Sterling Kind of Won, Didn’t He?

May 31, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

As far as punishments go, being forced to sell the NBA franchise you bought for $12 million for $2 billion to one of the Microsoft guys is somewhere on the scale just beneath, and now you must have sex with Candice Swanepoel until your dick hurts, a lot. Take that. As Donald Sterling slips further […]


Donald Sterling is a Quitter

May 24, 2014 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Donald Sterling is relinquishing his half of the Clippers to his lovely wife Shelly who now can sell the franchise off to Fat Oprah or Floyd Mayweather and Justin Bieber. This will relieve the NBA of having to gin up a show trial in June to prove how much they hate racism more than you […]


Rihanna Puts Her Titties in Donald Sterling’s Face

May 17, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I had to stop paying attention to Donald Sterling after hearing about V. Stiviano and his crinkled peen. It’s like walking in on your parents having sex, if your dad is 80 and your mom is a young Mexican hooker wearing a dental hygienists visor. But Rihanna isn’t aborting her civil rights vigilance. Sometimes, it’s […]