Shelly Sterling Gets Her Shit Back

The timeless battle between unstoppable shrew and unmovable whore ended when a judge ruled that V. Stiviano had to return the condo and the Bentley and other expensive gifts totaling $2.8 million from Donald Sterling back to Shelly Sterling because Stiviano never... read more

Donald Sterling Reunites With Whore

Police were called to Donald Sterling's house, presumably by Shelly Sterling who has an army of nosy yenta neighbors peering through their yellow tinged blinds. Shelly had received word that V. Stiviano was back on the grounds of Camp Geezer Fuck. Shelly despises... read more

Donald Sterling Prefers Dudes And Shit Around The Web

According to momentarily famous sex troll, V. Stiviano, Donald Sterling is gay. She says that she never actually touched his shriveled up tool because he prefers the touch of another man. This contradicts other shit she's said in the past. Could she be the world's first... read more

Donald Sterling Sues Everybody

Donald Sterling has filed a civil suit against his strangle estranged wife Shelly, NBA commissioner Adam Silver, and the entire NBA. Basically he's putting everyone he is pissed at into one giant group and suing the shit out of them. He narrowly left out the guy who... read more

Donald Sterling Bought A New Whore at the Whore Store

Donald Sterling is apparently banging Raquel Lee, or at least buying her a bunch of expensive shit while he tries to get his dick hard enough to penetrate her 100 point skee ball hole. Lee is a woman with an eclectic background. She had some minor acting rolls nearly a... read more

Donald Sterling's Doctor Might Be Crazy Too

One of the doctors who determined Donald Sterling was too bat shit to decide the fate of the Clippershad dinner and drinks with him and his wife after the examination. Dr. Meril Platzer probably waited for Sterling to pick up the check at the Polo Lounge before she gave... read more

Donald Sterling Back to Suing

Billionaire racist and aficionado of conniving and possibly transgendered women of undetermined racial makeup with lengthy criminal histories Donald Sterling has decided to go back on his word and sue the NBA for forcing him to sell The Clippers. Sterling, who either has... read more

Donald Sterling Kind of Won, Didn't He?

As far as punishments go, being forced to sell the NBA franchise you bought for $12 million for $2 billion to one of the Microsoft guys is somewhere on the scale just beneath, and now you must have sex with Candice Swanepoel until your dick hurts, a lot. Take that. As... read more

Donald Sterling is a Quitter

Donald Sterling is relinquishing his half of the Clippers to his lovely wife Shelly who now can sell the franchise off to Fat Oprah or Floyd Mayweather and Justin Bieber. This will relieve the NBA of having to gin up a show trial in June to prove how much they hate... read more

Rihanna Puts Her Titties in Donald Sterling's Face

I had to stop paying attention to Donald Sterling after hearing about V. Stiviano and his crinkled peen. It's like walking in on your parents having sex, if your dad is 80 and your mom is a young Mexican hooker wearing a dental hygienists visor. But Rihanna isn't... read more

Magic Johnson And His The AIDS Are the Real Villain

They've yet to invent a better way to deflect negative attention than by denouncing other people for even worse shit. It worked in third grade, it works when you get arrested, it works in the White House when the jobs number suck. It's loathsome, but only because it's a... read more

Donald Sterling Is Really Sorry And Wants Forgiveness Now (VIDEO)

Clippers owner Donald Sterling granted an interview to CNN's Anderson Cooper to finally explain his side of the racist story, and the squinty bastard covered his bases by first crying and begging for forgiveness, claiming that this was the first and only mistake that... read more