Two days ago Madonnas attorney felt the adoption of Mercy James was essentially done.  He said, “I don’t see any law in Malawi that can stop this adoption.”  So it would seem someone needs to go back to Law Seeing School because Madonas punk ass got denied.

The Malawian high courtturned down the singer’s request for an interim adoption of a second child because the singer has not satisfied a requirement that prospective parents be resident in the country for 18 to 24 months.  The residency rule was waived in 2006, when Madonna was allowed to take her adopted son, David, to London.  (Then) however, she was still married to Guy Ritchie.
A legal source told MailOnline: ‘It appears that Madonna has tried to circumvent Malawi’s adoption law.
‘But thankfully the judge has rightly denied her permission to do so.
‘While Madonna’s bid to adopt an African child is worthy, one would ask why she would choose to pursue so vigorously a child who although orphaned, actually has relatives prepared to look after her, but without the financial means to do so.’

Well no shit they turned her down.  Madonna is how villages in Africa picture the Devil.  An old bony white woman, pale as a ghost, who swoops down from heaven in the belly of a metal bird and then steals their children.  This little girl might be snatched off the bank by a crocodile the next time she goes for a drink of water, but at least she won’t have to listen to fuckin “Lucky Star”.

(Madonna is ugly and I don’t like when people are that way, and last time I put up pictures of donkeys and that was much better.  So I might just do that from now on.  For example, this donkey won first prize, and this donkey helps Chinese Santa)

Madonna is back in Africa today to trick the government of Malawi into letting her adopt a little girl, and so far it’s going great, with Madonnas effortless charm enchanting everyone she comes in contact with.

Yesterday the singer was branded a ‘child kidnapper’ by the executive director of Malawi’s Human Rights Consultative Committee.
‘We feel Madonna is behaving like a bully,’ added the national co-ordinator, after the court hearing. ‘She has money, she has status, she is using her profile to manipulate the procedures.’

But then Madonna showed up at the hearing wearing this simple black dress and conservative hat, and that dude said, “oh my bad.  I see now that you’re very conservative. This totally negates the last 25 years of whoring.  At first I was skeptical, but then you put on white stockings, thus transforming you in a pious woman of simple pleasures forever.”  And then he banged a gavel and yelled, “case dismissed!”

(there’s no good reason to ever put up Madonna pictures, but especially not if someone has a set labeled, “donkeys enjoying the sunshine”.  source = fame and splash)