Victoria’s Secret angel Doutzen Kroes spent even more time this weekend on Miami Beach in a bikini, showing off her big tits and flat stomach, and this time she even brought along her two month old baby. It’s all part of her plan to make normal girls feel bad about themselves.
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Victorias Secret supermodel Doutzen Kroes had a baby just 8 weeks ago, but yesterday she was already back in a bikini, and a few days ago she was already back at work, on the beach in Miami in some slutty little shorts.
So there you have it. Here’s the proof. When women say it’s hard to get back in shape after having a baby, they’re liars, and need to be treated as such. They’re being lazy. According to women, if you put an 8 pound baby inside something, it gains 50 pounds. Come on, please, I’m not stupid.
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Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes was still on St Barths earlier today, although she may be gone by now. People need to keep in mind that most models are tall and in good shape, so it was silly to think a simple concrete wall was gonna keep her from escaping. That’s why my compound is surrounded by a moat filled with crocodiles. Another simple solution is to keep them on a train that never stops.
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I used to date a girl from Holland (she swallowed!) so I have a special place in my heart for Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes, seen here yesterday in St Barths shooting for Victorias Secret. I also have a special place in my pants for Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes. I don’t want to give too much away, but it’s toward the top.
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Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes is back in St. Barth’s today to shoot for the new Victorias Secret catalog, so good luck trying to impress her when you ask her out. She spent Tuesday on the beach in St. Barths, and then they gave her 100,000 dollars. I spent Tuesday drawing numbers and stripes on a big box that I found and now it’s a race car. Vroom Vroom!
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Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes is also in St Barths this week to shoot for the new Victorias Secret catalog, and even though she’s awesome looking, she had to follow Alessandra Ambrosia on this same beach. And it’s not her fault, but compared to Alessandra, every other woman is a pig. God I really hate her now. “Boo, you suck! Go away fatty! Bring back the other one!”
