Doutzen Kroes Announces Her Pregnancy On Instagram

By Lex February 06, 2014 @ 5:17 PM

Doutzen Kroes Announces Her Pregnancy With Covered Nude Photo On Instagram
Back in the day, women used to announce their pregnancy by coyly saying there was a bun in the oven, then all the ladies got together and bought her a toaster or a bottle warmer or a big black dildo for modestly racially tinged shits and giggles. Now when you’re pregnant, you post a half naked picture of yourself on Instagram. Now is so much better than back in the day.

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Doutze Kroes Is a True Feminist

By Lex November 29, 2013 @ 4:04 PM

Doutze Kroes Shows Her Nipples In A See Through Top For Industrie Magazine #6
What happened to the days when feminists burned their bras and had sex with guys who couldn’t normally get laid just to prove how independent they were. Damn, those were good feminist times for men. Now it’s all blogging about crappy dates and exposing rape culture and explicit gynecological talk. But not Doutzen Kroes. She knows where women have a distinct advantage over men. You think a dude with a see-through mesh top is going to find a Mercedes wrapped in a red bow in his driveway this Christmas? If I was a chick with beautiful chest, I’d own this man’s world, then I’d dig up Helen Gurley Brown and we’d party together like feminist rock stars.

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Doutzen Kroes Models Lingerie For Victoria’s Secret

By Lex November 27, 2013 @ 12:40 PM

Doutzen Kroes Models Lingerie For Victoria's Secret

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The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Went Just About As Expected

By Travis November 14, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

If you were somehow able to wager that the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory in New York City last night would feature some very attractive women walking around in expensive lingerie, random outfits nobody will ever see again and gigantic wings, then you’re probably a wealthier man this morning. Erin Heatherton, Lily Aldridge, Alessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel and others showed off the company’s latest items that your girlfriends and wives will never, ever be able pull off, and then Taylor Swift even showed up to perform so that everyone could take a bathroom break.

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Irina Shayk Shows Off Her Chest

By Lex September 09, 2013 @ 5:31 PM

Irina Shayk Shows Off Her Chest At The Peter Lindbergh Artist Reception In New York
If you’re ever forced to go to some sucky upscale art exhibit party, you should be so lucky to have Irina Shayk arrive and show off her tits just because. Anywhere you don’t want to go could be made sufferable if Irina Shayk showed up flashing her boobs. Prostate check? If Irina Shayk’s tits were in my face, maybe I wouldn’t keep putting that off. Madonna concert? Yep, I’d go if Irina Shayk showed me her tits first. Prostate exam at a Madonna concert? I’d need to cop a feel for that.

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Doutzen Kroes In A Bikini

By Lex August 05, 2013 @ 1:11 PM

Doutzen Kroes In A Bikini Vacationing In Ibiza

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