Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes is also in St Barths this week to shoot for the new Victorias Secret catalog, and even though she’s awesome looking, she had to follow Alessandra Ambrosia on this same beach. And it’s not her fault, but compared to Alessandra, every other woman is a pig. God I really hate her now. “Boo, you suck! Go away fatty! Bring back the other one!”
01.29.2009 a little to the right genius
It would appear someone needs to go back to Screen Holding School, because this dude is doing a less than exemplary job at hiding Victoria’s Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes as she changes clothes on a photo shoot, revealing her see-thru bra. At least I think that’s a see-thru bra. It looks weird, like those t-shirts you buy with abs and big pecs drawn on. I guess the only way to know for sure is to open each picture at stare at her tits in successive poses. Join me, won't you?
12.11.2008 doutzen kroes isnt really a nurse
Victoria’s Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes (above) and Raquel Zimmermann (below, although I have no idea who that is) are naked in this months V magazine, in a shoot that recreates how 15-year-old boys see the world. In fact if they got the senior cheerleaders to kiss topless this would pretty much be my freshmen year Trapper Keeper come to life.
11.20.2008 doutzen kroes is here to help
These pictures of Victoria’s Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes talking to Mrs. Roper aren’t particularly noteworthy or even interesting, but what is is that ass she’s packin. All clothes should fit all girls like this. Like the band around a barrel. She dresses like a girl in a video game at a fancy party, only this time, THE GAME IS REAL!
09.22.2008 the new angel is in miami
The newest Victoria’s Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes was in Miami this weekend for a little vacation, a break from her grueling schedule of looking pretty in pictures. And yet here she is looking pretty in pictures again, for free. And not just regular pretty. This bitch is gorgeous. You only usually hear about people this amazing when they’re being foretold in a prophecy.
(picture source = splash news and bauer grffin)
08.26.2008 doutzen kroes is the new angel
Normally when you say someone is a new angel, it means things haven’t gone very well. It means they’re either dead or they’ve been traded to Anaheim, and both of those are bad. But in this case, it’s extremely good. Masturbatingly good. People magazine says…
Victoria’s Secret has revealed to PEOPLE that model Doutzen Kroes is the newest Victoria’s Secret Angel. Born in Oostermeer in the Netherlands, 23-year-old Kroes scored a modeling contract after she sent her photo to an agency hoping to earn enough cash to buy more fashion magazines. Soon the 5′10″ stunner was filling their pages, gracing ads for everyone from Calvin Klein to Dolce & Gabbana. Her first official Victoria’s Secret campaign, Supermodel Obsessions, launches today in N.Y.C.
This is good news for perverts everywhere. The Victoria’s Secret catalog does a great job at making their models look forbidden and mysterious, but they’ll never be as forbidden and mysterious as the lingerie models in the Sears catalog. At least the kids section.
