By Lex November 29, 2013 @ 4:04 PM
What happened to the days when feminists burned their bras and had sex with guys who couldn’t normally get laid just to prove how independent they were. Damn, those were good feminist times for men. Now it’s all blogging about crappy dates and exposing rape culture and explicit gynecological talk. But not Doutzen Kroes. She knows where women have a distinct advantage over men. You think a dude with a see-through mesh top is going to find a Mercedes wrapped in a red bow in his driveway this Christmas? If I was a chick with beautiful chest, I’d own this man’s world, then I’d dig up Helen Gurley Brown and we’d party together like feminist rock stars.
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By Travis November 14, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
If you were somehow able to wager that the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory in New York City last night would feature some very attractive women walking around in expensive lingerie, random outfits nobody will ever see again and gigantic wings, then you’re probably a wealthier man this morning. Erin Heatherton, Lily Aldridge, Alessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel and others showed off the company’s latest items that your girlfriends and wives will never, ever be able pull off, and then Taylor Swift even showed up to perform so that everyone could take a bathroom break.
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By Lex September 09, 2013 @ 5:31 PM
If you’re ever forced to go to some sucky upscale art exhibit party, you should be so lucky to have Irina Shayk arrive and show off her tits just because. Anywhere you don’t want to go could be made sufferable if Irina Shayk showed up flashing her boobs. Prostate check? If Irina Shayk’s tits were in my face, maybe I wouldn’t keep putting that off. Madonna concert? Yep, I’d go if Irina Shayk showed me her tits first. Prostate exam at a Madonna concert? I’d need to cop a feel for that.
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By Lex August 05, 2013 @ 1:11 PM
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By Lex July 18, 2013 @ 9:32 AM
Back in my hazy college days my sexually experimental Applied Arts girlfriend told me she’d really like to see me getting it on with another guy. I told her I didn’t think so. She told me it was a super hot fantasy for her and she’d do anything to see it. So I told her, you have sex with a girl first while I watch, then it’ll be my turn. She agreed. It was quite a sight to behold those two naughty young ladies going at it. Really spectacular. Then she told me it was my turn. So I broke up with her.
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Victoria Secret model Doutzen Kroes was spotted at the beach over the weekend in Miami. And by ‘spotted’ I mean she was posing for photographers and making a big ruckus so that everybody looked at her. My god her ass is terrific. I’m surprised too; you usually wouldn’t expect that from someone whose entire career is built around having a gorgeous body.
More pictures of her frolicking on the beach below, check them out. Or don’t, I’m not going to beg you.
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