
I used to date a girl from Holland (she swallowed!) so I have a special place in my heart for Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes, seen here yesterday in St Barths shooting for Victorias Secret. I also have a special place in my pants for Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes. I don’t want to give too much away, but it’s toward the top.
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Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes is back in St. Barth’s today to shoot for the new Victorias Secret catalog, so good luck trying to impress her when you ask her out. She spent Tuesday on the beach in St. Barths, and then they gave her 100,000 dollars. I spent Tuesday drawing numbers and stripes on a big box that I found and now it’s a race car. Vroom Vroom!
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Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes is also in St Barths this week to shoot for the new Victorias Secret catalog, and even though she’s awesome looking, she had to follow Alessandra Ambrosia on this same beach. And it’s not her fault, but compared to Alessandra, every other woman is a pig. God I really hate her now. “Boo, you suck! Go away fatty! Bring back the other one!”

It would appear someone needs to go back to Screen Holding School, because this dude is doing a less than exemplary job at hiding Victoria’s Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes as she changes clothes on a photo shoot, revealing her see-thru bra. At least I think that’s a see-thru bra. It looks weird, like those t-shirts you buy with abs and big pecs drawn on. I guess the only way to know for sure is to open each picture at stare at her tits in successive poses. Join me, won't you?

Victoria’s Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes (above) and Raquel Zimmermann (below, although I have no idea who that is) are naked in this months V magazine, in a shoot that recreates how 15-year-old boys see the world. In fact if they got the senior cheerleaders to kiss topless this would pretty much be my freshmen year Trapper Keeper come to life.

These pictures of Victoria’s Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes talking to Mrs. Roper aren’t particularly noteworthy or even interesting, but what is is that ass she’s packin. All clothes should fit all girls like this. Like the band around a barrel. She dresses like a girl in a video game at a fancy party, only this time, THE GAME IS REAL!