American Apparel Cock Happy CEO Now Broke

November 6, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Canadian rich kid who founded American Apparel and had a solid multi-decade run at running his hands and dicks over young models now claims to be dead broke. It’s easy not to plan for your future when you can get away with so much epic bad shit in your present. Dov Charney is being sued by […]


American Apparel Ditches Amateur Porn

March 25, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Since American Apparel CEO Dov Charney was fired for being the Pete Rose of sexual harrassment the company is looking to clean up its image and will be fazing out their ads featuring featuring Hollywood newbies spreading their ass cheeks for thirty dollars. Their new Senior VP of Marketing, Cynthia Erland, reportedly told employees to only cast […]


Dov Charney Loses His Job, Keeps His Dick

June 21, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

We really need to carve out a Constitutional exception for sexual misconduct and harassment and all such gross behavior rules such as it relates to the fashion and modeling industries. There is no difference between the world of women’s fashion and the porn or prostitution or New Jersey cement business. Sleazy pits of fetid water […]