Dr. Phil Has Questions

By Lex August 21, 2013 @ 5:29 PM

Dr. Phil doesn’t just inuit stuff in his giant melon brain, he goes out and does his research. Like learning if it’s cool to nail a drunk girl. This may or may not pertain to a show he’s putting together. And it pissed off a lot of people who are wondering why the question needed to be asked in the first place. But a man of science like Dr. Phil is not about to let political correctness thwart his sacred journey to the truth. Also, he now knows he can’t plow the butter face staff intern who got loaded at the wrap party. Well, he can’t do it and then tweet about it. Lesson learned.

Dr Phil molested some woman

By brendon August 05, 2009 @ 4:52 PM


A 44-year-old mom named Sara Morrison claims that Dr. Phil fondled and sexually abused her when she was a college sophomore who saw him as a patient in 1984. But in a new interview, she says the years have brought forgiveness and even sympathy.

“Dr. Phil is a monster!”

Oh wait never mind.

Sara Morrison is speaking out, divulging sickening details of sexual abuse.
“I suffered from low self-esteem, and I was depressed, lonely and suicidal,” recalled Sara. “He wanted to see me three or four times a week – as a patient.”
While treating her that summer, Dr. Phil did nothing improper. (The next summer, she continued to see him as a therapist and also worked for him as an intern).
“The first day I showed up for work, Phil had his hands all over me,” she recalled.
“Phil would pull me down to sit in his lap while he talked on the phone to patients, other doctors, even his wife! He’d be running his hand up and down the inside of my thigh all the way up to my panties.”

Rawr! What a sexy office that was! Sure it sounds bad now, but hindsight is always 20/20. This was the 80s, when raping your secretary was all the rage. This chick needs to mellow out. If I were her current boss I would fire her right away. She sounds like a real loose cannon. Always makin up crazy stories.