Dr. Phil The Drinker And Druggie Enabler

January 2, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Just looking at Dr. Phil’s face is enough to determine the man has some secrets. So far in a Weinstein world he’s managed to dodge any accusation that’s sexually related because a backstage sex tape with Danielle Bregoli would be absolutely devastating.

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Doctor Phil Unsuccessful At Turning Tony Hawk Disciple Into Roadkill

October 24, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Dr. Phil unfortunately struck a skateboarder with his Mercedes. While going Grand Theft Auto in real life may be tempting to avoid legal liability to an injured party, it’s still against the law and American principles in that order. 

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Sinead O’Connor Hits Rock Bottom, Finds Dr. Phil

September 11, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

After about your seventeenth published suicide video, he will come to you. Dr. Phil’s like Candyman, only he offers reasonably lucrative paid appearance contracts. Also, you can spin pretty much any story you like provided you weep and accept his counsel in the end.

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Aaron Hernandez’ Fiancee Shares It All With Dr. Phil

May 16, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Aaron Hernandez’ fiancee, Shayanna Jenkens, found herself facing Dr. Phil on the fake home interview set. This is no cakewalk. Your appearance fee is for more than looking good and crying thrice. Dr. Phil wants answers.

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Mischa Barton Seeks Dr. Phil’s Wise Counsel

March 30, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Mischa Barton’s taped an episode of Dr. Phil that will explain how she’s the unwitting victim of an ex-boyfriend’s secretly recorded sex tape. Also, how her half-naked fence post rantings are the result of being slipped various chemical cocktails by a Mordor ring wearing hobbit. 

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Dr. Phil Might Be Exploiting Mentally Disturbed Guests (VIDEO)

November 17, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Dr. Phil is teasing his big get of super fucking crazy Shelly Duvall. She was at one time a fairly big named actress. That time was thirty plus years ago. Now she’s a mentally ill senior citizen who Dr. Phil’s producers arranged to have on the show so she could say wacky shit like Robin Williams is shapeshifting and she can see half of him.

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Dr. Phil Has Questions

August 22, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Dr. Phil doesn’t just inuit stuff in his giant melon brain, he goes out and does his research. Like learning if it’s cool to nail a drunk girl. This may or may not pertain to a show he’s putting together. And it pissed off a lot of people who are wondering why the question needed […]

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