Drake Apologizes For Being A Whiny Bitch

February 15, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Drake apologized for whining that he lost the most recent Rolling Stone cover to the late Philip Seymour Hoffman. We told you about Drake’s temper tantrum over losing the music magazine cover at the last minute. Drake asked to... READ MORE

Drake Didn’t Like Philip Seymour Hoffman Stealing His Spotlight

February 14, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jimmy from Degrassi is griping about losing his Rolling Stone cover to Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Drake was slated for the cover for an interview in which he boldly stated Kanye West’s Yeezus album wasn’t very good. But he got... READ MORE

Rihanna and Drake Make It Rain at Strip Club

November 19, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Drake and his late night strip club date, Rihanna, and his posse of twelve dudes who follow him around to falsely compliment him, spent upwards of 100 grand of cash at a Houston strip mall strip club. One of... READ MORE

Kris Jenner Wants Khloe To Ruin Drake’s Life Now

October 11, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

While Lamar Odom‘s crack smoke hasn’t even dissipated yet, Kris Jenner is rumored to be hard at work in finding a new boyfriend for Khloe Kardashian, who isn’t divorced, but who the fuck cares when there’s cash and ratings... READ MORE

Drake Was Pulled Over By A Female Cop (VIDEO)

August 21, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Rapper Drake posted a video to his Instagram yesterday morning after he was pulled over by a female cop for not having a front plate or something, and he spent about 10 seconds talking about how cute the officer... READ MORE

Drake And Chris Brown Don’t Have To Pay Shit To Club

July 23, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

A judge threw out a lawsuit aimed at feuding hip hop assmunches Drake and Chris Brown. A company called Entertainment Enterprises (that’s vague and porny enough) sued the dimwits for 16 million dollars after they got into a massive... READ MORE

Drake Vs. Brown: It Could End Really Badly

June 18, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Drake and Chris Brown continue to have their bitchy little prick waving contest over Rihanna and Drake is afraid it’s going to end “badly”. I don’t know if he means gunned down in the street badly or that time... READ MORE

Amanda Bynes Just Doesn’t Care Anymore

March 22, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

You know what? Good for Amanda Bynes. If you’re going to spiral out of control and go from being America’s sweetheart and a girl next door to looking like an unemployed porn star who shoplifts from Hot Topic, you... READ MORE

Drake spent Christmas demanding money for “YOLO”

December 28, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

While most people spent Christmas day at home with with friends and family, Drake spent his on Instagram, complaining about merchandise with “YOLO” on it, the acronym he helped drive into the ground with his 2012 song ‘The Motto’.... READ MORE

Drake beat up Chris Brown over Rihanna (update!)

June 14, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Brown, literally the least sympathetic ass-whooping victim on earth, had his ass whooped last night in New York after a fight broke out between him and Drake over Rihanna. “Hahaha”, said Everyone. Rumor has it that Rihanna cheated... READ MORE