Drew Barrymore Hawking All Is Well France Pillows

By Lex November 16, 2015 @ 12:01 PM

Drew Barrymore is curating an assortment of holiday crap being sold on Shutterfly for the birth of Jesus buying season. Curating means she was shown pictures of fifty different potential tzotchkes to put her name to and she picked out ten and it’s being called the Drew Barrymore Holiday shopping list. In-Style magazine had the journalistic presence to dub the collection ‘adorable’. I don’t know how women make their buying decision, but I guess this is it. The hottest property is a pillow with the French saying, Tout Va Bien, which roughly translates to, this pillow was clearly sewn in Guangdong before Muslim dudes with guns shot our capital to shit. This pillow and the Lladro statuettes featuring a Frenchman holding out a hand of peace to a Syrian dude holding a Quran and wearing a suicide bombers vest have become quickly dated Christmas gifts. I don’t blame Drew Barrymore. Money is good.

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Drew Barrymore Braless

By Lex October 28, 2015 @ 10:19 AM

Drew Barrymore Braless At Miss You Already Premiere In NYC
It’s hard to target the precise moment when a 40-year old mom gets her tits done, but I’d say right about now for Drew Barrymore. That’s the confidence of a woman who didn’t skimp on design costs. Barrymore’s new memoirs are set to come out featuring her revelation that she forgives her mom who had her institutionalized at thirteen because Drew was shitty for a Barrymore at holding her childhood liquor. Barrymore has supported her mom financially since she was fourteen and calls her mom a hero for bringing her into this world. Not getting an abortion seems like a low bar. This is the kind of forgiveness you can only find in your heart when you have perfectly re-engineered tits. They really do start the healing.

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Presidents Day headlines

By brendon February 18, 2013 @ 3:38 PM


CHARLIE SHEEN – will pay the $10,000 needed to buy a golden retriever specially trained to turn on lights, pick up objects, and other everyday situations, for a 15-year-old girl (that he has never met) who was crippled in an accident. In a related story, I waved someone though in traffic today. I’M AN AMAZING MAN! (nydn)

MAYA RUDOLPH – is pregnant for the fourth time. Which beats the number of times I assumed anyone (much less the brilliant Paul Thomas Anderson) would have sex with her by 4. (hollywood reporter)

JERRY BUSS – has owned the Lakers since 1979, during which the team won an amazing 10 championships, died today at the age of 80. Kobe Bryant will try several dozen times but eventually miss the funeral. (la times)

DREW BARRYMORE didn’t wear any makeup to visit an art gallery in Beverly Hills with her husband Will Kopelman, who had to be thrilled by the endless reminders that even ordinary things can be kinda pretty if someone adds some color and applies even the slightest bit of fucking effort. (fame/flynet)

Drew Barrymores still got it

By brendon May 01, 2012 @ 5:43 PM


Speaking of shapeless lumps named Drew that no rational person would ever consider sexy, Drew Barrymore had a photo shoot at the Huntington Library in San Marino yesterday.

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Drew Barrymore is getting married

By brendon January 05, 2012 @ 6:55 PM


After dating for just about a year, Drew Barrymore got engaged to Will Kopelman, who is probably gonna kill her for her money. Because he’s an art consultant, which sounds like a phony job, and he just looks like the kind of guy who would marry someone and then kill them for their money. So don’t be surprised if Drew and her big stupid face have a little “accident” next year. It’s amazing no one thought of this sooner. She’s rich and dumb as a rock even when she’s not high, which is always. Even painting a big X on the floor and then telling her to stand on it under the safe dangling from a rope would work.

Drew Barrymore is the most overpaid actor

By brendon November 04, 2011 @ 11:30 AM


No one went to see Justin Timberlake try to make serious faces in the movie ‘In Time’ over the weekend, and I can’t even begin to tell you how happy that made me. Was that really a surprise? That guy is a dick, and he can’t act for shit, and I have no idea why any producer thought he could ever carry a movie.

Anyway. Speaking of actors no one actually likes, Forbes has a list out today of the 10 most overpaid actors. They went back three years and found out how much their movies made, then divided that number by how much the star was paid. I have no idea why they did this. I guess just to be bitchy. But here’s the list. It’ll make more sense in a minute.

1. Drew Barrymore – $0.40
2. Eddie Murphy – $2.70
3. Will Ferrell – $3.50
4. Reese Witherspoon – $3.55
5. Denzel Washington – $4.25
6. Nicolas Cage – $4.40
7. Adam Sandler – $5.20
8. Vince Vaughn – $5.20
9. Tom Cruise – $6.35
10. Nicole Kidman – $6.70

So for every dollar Tom Cruise was paid, his movies made $6.35 in return. Drew Barrymore however, only brought in 40 cents for every dollar she was paid. Which is a polite way of saying that she lost 60 cents for every dollar you gave her. Though I question any list without Jennifer Aniston on it. The only movie I’d ever watch her in is if she god kidnapped by Al Queda.