After dating for just about a year, Drew Barrymore got engaged to Will Kopelman, who is probably gonna kill her for her money. Because he’s an art consultant, which sounds like a phony job, and he just looks like the kind of guy who would marry someone and then kill them for their money. So don’t be surprised if Drew and her big stupid face have a little “accident” next year. It’s amazing no one thought of this sooner. She’s rich and dumb as a rock even when she’s not high, which is always. Even painting a big X on the floor and then telling her to stand on it under the safe dangling from a rope would work.
11.04.2011 Drew Barrymore is the most overpaid actor
No one went to see Justin Timberlake try to make serious faces in the movie ‘In Time’ over the weekend, and I can’t even begin to tell you how happy that made me. Was that really a surprise? That guy is a dick, and he can’t act for shit, and I have no idea why any producer thought he could ever carry a movie.
Anyway. Speaking of actors no one actually likes, Forbes has a list out today of the 10 most overpaid actors. They went back three years and found out how much their movies made, then divided that number by how much the star was paid. I have no idea why they did this. I guess just to be bitchy. But here’s the list. It’ll make more sense in a minute.
1. Drew Barrymore - $0.40
2. Eddie Murphy - $2.70
3. Will Ferrell - $3.50
4. Reese Witherspoon - $3.55
5. Denzel Washington - $4.25
6. Nicolas Cage - $4.40
7. Adam Sandler - $5.20
8. Vince Vaughn - $5.20
9. Tom Cruise - $6.35
10. Nicole Kidman - $6.70
So for every dollar Tom Cruise was paid, his movies made $6.35 in return. Drew Barrymore however, only brought in 40 cents for every dollar she was paid. Which is a polite way of saying that she lost 60 cents for every dollar you gave her. Though I question any list without Jennifer Aniston on it. The only movie I’d ever watch her in is if she god kidnapped by Al Queda.
10.14.2011 Charlies Angels got cancelled
ABC canceled ‘Charlies Angels’ today after just 4 episodes and… wait, does this maybe mean that Drew Barrymore is just some stoner dipshit and NOT a talented producer? Because that seems impossible to believe.
source = E online
08.03.2009 Afternoon Headlines
JESSICA BIEL - made her stage debut this weekend in the musical “Guys and Dolls”. That’s her above singing “If I Were A Bell”. But her run was just for three nights. I hope she does more performances next week. Because while she was doing that, I could break into her house. (source = ok)
DREW BARRYMORE - has over 200 dolphin figurines, and is convinced she was a dolphin in a previous life. Another possibility is that she smokes way too much fucking weed in this one. (source = yahoo uk)
BRITNEY SPEARS - went back to her blond hair yesterday. This is why I think the “headline” posts are so important. So something truly important doesn’t get lost in the fluff. (hq jump here. source = splash and fame)
09.24.2008 DREW BARRYMORE IS SMOOTH
The lingering rumor is that "Gossip Girl" stars Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick were secret lovers, but last night Westwick was caught in a public make-out session with Drew Barrymore. And yeah I don’t know what point this page turned into a Gossip Girl fan site either. Us magazine says…
Barrymore and Westwick were spotted "in a full-on make-out session" at a NYC concert for alt-rockers Kings of Leon Tuesday night.
Westwick's co-star Chace Crawford was also with them in the V.I.P. area at Webster Hall, but contrary to blog reports, he was not kissing Barrymore.
After the concert, Barrymore, 33, and Westwick, 21, took their PDA to Bowery Electric, according to New York's Daily Intel.
It is the second time in a week that Barrymore and Westwick locked lips, another source tells Us.
They were spotted chatting this past weekend at a Saturday Night Live after-party, which The Kings of Leon also played.
Vanity Fair got the picture above, showing the unchained heat between these two. Although, oddly enough, this does very little to discourage the rumor that Ed is into boys. Look at that disinterested body language. I don't mean to brag, but I've kissed several girls over the years, and it didn't look like this. He might not even be alive in this picture.
02.29.2008 … WAIT FOR IT … JUST WAIT …
You’re probably thinking to yourself that Drew Barrymore looks kinda hot, but I’m not here to help, and I like to ruin everything for everyone, so feast your eyes on this. A close-up from this. How is that even the same person? If she doesn’t do something about that I may not let her give me oral. I'm tough but fair.
