Wayne Gretzky Tells Dustin Johnson To Stop Fucking Around

August 8, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s refreshing in these times of Sodom to see a dad unapologetically demanding his future son-in-law live up to certain levels of decorum. If you want to marry my ass-Instagramming daughter, you will not be fucking other men’s wives, snorting coke, or drinking daily before 2pm. That’s a high price as Wayne Gretzky just redlined […]

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Dustin Johnson Is The Coolest Golfer

August 5, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Its hard to be a rebel while wearing slacks and a visor, but Dustin Johnson has been blowing lines and fucked more than one PGA player’s wife. One wife notch could be written off as a coke fueled mistake, but two means you’re just an asshole. Johnson is engaged to Paulina Gretzky, who is super […]

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