The Rock And Vin Diesel Butt Hurt

Dwayne Johnson apparently legitimately hates Vin Diesel. It likely started with Vin acting like a prick because he's jealous of The Rock. Basically, Diesel is a shorter, more doughy Dwayne Johnson and probably has issues with his sexuality, whereas Johnson could get a BJ... read more

Dwayne Johnson Vin Diesel Feud Has Legs

The Rock vs Vin Diesel is not really a fair fight. One of them is super jacked and killing it in movies and TV, the other one is a closet gay walking punchline with high body fat who appears to have either cerebral palsy or a learning disability or both. read more

Zac Efron and The Rock Have Cheat Days

New America's icons of masculinity, Zac Efron and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, have "cheat days." They claim thatthese are days when they cheat on their strict diets, which they're on for the upcoming Baywatch movie no one was clamoring for. Efron also gets one day to... read more

Seismologist Needs Her Faults Greased

US Geological Survey seismologist Dr Lucy Jones went to the premier of the earthquake disaster movieSan Andreas and live tweeted her scientific critiques of the film. Doing either ofthese things alone would make you an asshole. There's a special place in hell for people... read more

Dwayne Johnson Arguably The Best Dude

It's getting to the point if you bad mouth Dwayne Johnson an old lady will make the sign of the cross and then spit on you. Johnson is arguably more genuine than Mother Theresa, George Clooney and Norman Rockwell rolled into one person and then shot up with steroids and... read more

Being Dwayne Johnson Not Worth It

Dwayne Johnson is open about being an insane workout guy. This is refreshing if you've ever met thesuper ripped dude who claims he only works outon occasion yet actuallyowns three gym memberships so people don't notice what a psycho he is. The guy who's dying to chug a... read more

ok now The Rock is what a bodybuilder looks like

If you know anything at all about bodybuilding, then you know how laugh-out-loud stupid it was for Michael Bay to cast Mark Wahlberg as a bodybuilder alongside Dwayne Johnson in the movie ‘Pain and Gain'. As you can see in these pictures taken on set today in Miami, he... read more

The Rock has finally accepted that he’s a badass

A violent new red-band trailer for ‘Faster' came out today, and finally Dwayne Johnson is punching people in the face like he should be. Maybe now we can get some decent action movies, instead of Jake Gyllenhaal prancing around the desert. Putting that sugary little... read more