Men Also Going Black for Golden Globes

December 28, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Because pointless exercises in narcissistic child's-play protests know no limits in Hollywood, male actors have agreed to join their sisters in bold stand against gender bias in the entertainment industry by wearing black themselves to the Golden Globe Awards... READ MORE

Fast and Furious 9 Falling Apart Because Of Tyrese/Rock Feud

November 6, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Tyrese is a multitasker. When he’s not flying planes over his daughter’s school to dodge restraining order restrictions he’s crying about Dwayne being more successful.


The Rock’s Rant Regarding Tyrese

October 15, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Getting read your wrongs by the Rock doesn’t happen everyday anymore. But when it did, it was typically followed by the people’s elbow. 


Tyrese Bitches at The Rock For Being More Successful

October 6, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Fast and Furious 9 has been pushed back from 2019 to a 2020 release date. If you've lost your will to live, people will understand. Tyrese Gibson publicly blamed the year longer wait on Dwayne Johnson and his producing... READ MORE

Tyrese Gibson Mad At Dwayne Johnson For Fast And Furious Spin-Off

September 17, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Count on a man invited at the middle of a franchise series to run away with a spin-off. The complement "stealing the show" shouldn't encourage an actor to actually do it. But tell that to Dwayne Johnson.


Mark Wahlberg Highest Paid Actor

August 23, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Women, and the men who are scared of them, are already complaining about how much money Mark Wahlberg, and second place earner, The Rock, make in annual movie pay compared to leading actresses. It's easy to complain about numbers... READ MORE

The Rock And Vin Diesel Butt Hurt

April 10, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Dwayne Johnson apparently legitimately hates Vin Diesel. It likely started with Vin acting like a prick because he's jealous of The Rock. Basically, Diesel is a shorter, more doughy Dwayne Johnson and probably has issues with his sexuality, whereas... READ MORE

Dwayne Johnson Vin Diesel Feud Has Legs

August 12, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The Rock vs Vin Diesel is not really a fair fight. One of them is super jacked and killing it in movies and TV, the other one is a closet gay walking punchline with high body fat who appears... READ MORE

Zac Efron and The Rock Have Cheat Days

March 10, 2016 | Uncategorized | josh-j| 0 Comments

New America’s icons of masculinity, Zac Efron and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, have “cheat days.” They claim that these are days when they cheat on their strict diets, which they’re on for the upcoming Baywatch movie no one was clamoring... READ MORE

Seismologist Needs Her Faults Greased

May 29, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

US Geological Survey seismologist Dr Lucy Jones went to the premier of the earthquake disaster movie San Andreas and live tweeted her scientific critiques of the film. Doing either of these things alone would make you an asshole. There’s a special... READ MORE