Dwayne Wade’s Ex Wife Pretends To Be Homeless (VIDEO)

By Lex July 22, 2013 @ 2:40 PM







A million dollars isn’t what it used to be. Dwayne Wade’s high school girlfriend wife and first baby mama got a cool mill plus in her divorce settlement from Wade who traded up women as soon as he was financially able. Now, Siohvaughn Funches, whose name had to be a bitch to pencil in on standardized testing, has hit the streets of Chicago as a fake homeless person.

“I don’t want anything, no money, all I want is my freedom and my voice.”

And she wants to use that freedom and voice to demand more money. Like the $2 million from Wade’s Gatorade contract she’s demanding in court. She’s also pissed that a judge gave Wade full custody of their kids. I guess because she’s the kind of woman who would sit on the streets pretending to be homeless.

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