Dwight Howard Cops a Feel (VIDEO)

February 13, 2015 | video | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

We all know that guy who does a ton of gay shit and laughs it off as a joke. A good deal of his late night social repertoire are bits where he shows you his junk then laughs like... READ MORE

Dwight Howard’s Dick Gets Good Press

December 8, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Dwight Howard is mostly known for acting like a bitch on the court, fathering bastard children, hooking up with underagedĀ chicks, and beating his kid with a belt because it’s tradition. Its about time someone sung his praises, even if... READ MORE

Royce Reed Gets In Her Licks Too

November 24, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Former reality show whore Royce Reed, who reported Dwight Howard to authorities for belting their kid, admitted to belting the same kidĀ herself. After he said fuck in school a few months back (presumably, something along the lines of ‘fuck,... READ MORE

Dwight Howard’s Kid Goes To Hooters

November 21, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Dwight Howard’s baby mama Royce Reed took her kid to Hooters for his birthday dinner. Normally I’d have no problem with this because the kid looks like he’s digging it, plus Hooters is no more sexualized than a Miami... READ MORE

Dwight Howard Belts His Kid

November 18, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Dwight Howard was cleared of child abuseĀ allegations in Florida where it remains nearly impossible to convict anybody of anything. Howard admitted to hitting his kid with a belt because that’s how he grew up and everyone knows however you... READ MORE

Dwight Howard Can’t Stop

September 17, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Dwight Howard was busted by red light cameras 9 times in 10 months for not waiting and just going through them, presumably on dark Florida nights headed for some parking lot blow jobs at the Chuck E Cheese. It’s... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Couldn’t Have A VIP Hospital Suite Because Of Dwight Howard

June 20, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

While Kim Kardashian‘s people claim that she had to be admitted to Cedars Sinai hospital to give birth to her daughter five weeks before the expected due date because of a threat to both her and the baby’s health,... READ MORE