DENISE RICHARDS IS DOING GREAT – the first pictures of Denise Richards starring in a Bollywood movie are making the rounds today, and I've never seen an entire Indian movie, but I like to assume they’re all still like this.  Because I’m incredibly racist.

MATTHEW MCCAUGHEY IS DOING EVEN BETTER – "Surfer, Dude" was the movie Matthew was filming when he was running around shirtless every day a few months ago.  And tomorrow it gets released on DVD.  It's skipping theaters (mostly) and going right to DVD.  One reason for the movies failure might be because MM was cast as a baked surfer, and therefore almost certainly had no idea whatsoever that he was in a movie or why these cameras were following him.

ED WESTWICK IS CLEARLY GAY –  "Gossip Girl" star Ed Westwick had a chance to meet David Beckham but he was too flustered and overcome with emotion to say hello.  The only way that could sound any gayer is if when he saw Becks, he put the back of his hand on his forehead then fell backwards, then made a little fan out of a flyer as he tried to catch his breath.

JENNIFAA YOPEZ IS NOT GETTING A DIVORCE – JelLo is now denying reports that she is set to get a divorce.  In related news, no one gives a shit either way.