LeAnn Rimes Reality Show Seems to Be Going Well

By Lex February 04, 2014 @ 2:55 PM

LeAnn Rimes Picks A Bikini Wedgie As Her And Eddie Cibrian Film A Reality Show In Hawaii
Maybe I chimed in too quickly on LeAnn Rimes new reality show where she and her purchased husband and VH-1 are all telling us it’s going to be one crazy wild ride. LeAnn has promised to get loaded and fight with her husband who will call her every name in the book, save for telling her she looks like Foghorn Leghorn because that would be too real for television. On Episode 1, LeAnn picked her bikini bottoms out of her ass as she and her husband argued over something about his ex-wife. Episode 2 will be similar, except LeAnn will grease her rims so she can focus more on arguing with her husband without having to stick her fingers in her ass. Details on Episode 3 have yet to be released, but expect some arguing and maybe a return to ass play. In Episode 4, everybody goes down in a helicopter crash, God willing.

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Brandi Glanville > LeAnn Rimes, part 4

By brendon July 22, 2011 @ 12:44 PM

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It was weird when Eddie Cibrian famously started an affair with LeAnn Rimes and eventually left Brandi Glanville for her, and it hasn’t started to magically make sense ever since. Because this is Brandi on the beach in LA yesterday. Unless LeAnn has a vagina lined with vibrating velvet, this is the most perplexing thing I’ve ever seen.

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LeAnn Rimes is still stalking her husbands ex

By brendon May 06, 2011 @ 4:04 PM

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Seemingly lost on LeAnn Rimes is that Eddie Cibrian divorced Brandi Glanville to be with her, because over the past few months she has essentially turned herself into Brandi. From her weight to her tits to her wedding, even to her twitter pics, LeAnn has done everything she can to become, in a very real and terrifying sense, her husbands ex wife. And now you can add this to the list. E! says…

Despite having no kids of her own, the newlywed country star couldn’t resist taking to Twitter to suggest she deserves a share of the spotlight as a “bonus mom” helping care for the two sons new hubby Eddie Cibrian had with his ex, Brandi Glanville.
“Happy Mother’s day weekend to all the Mom’s out there.,” LeAnn tweeted, paying tribute to the “Bonus Moms’, Godmother’s, Grandmothers and anyone who is a woman who helps love and raise children.”

So when Brandi inevitably wakes up one night to find LeAnn at the foot of her bed, wearing Brandis perfume and bra and panties and holding a knife, I think a good headline would be, LeAnn Crimes!

Eddie Cibrian makes poor decisions

By brendon April 26, 2011 @ 5:16 PM

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Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes got married Friday night, and while they’re no doubt out somewhere celebrating that fact today, Cibrians ex wife Brandi Glanville unpacked at her new (smaller) house with a cast on her foot.

Nonetheless, she’s still the winner in all this because she’s way way hotter than Rimes. Cibrian is an idiot. It’s like he just traded in a 2011 Maybach for the passenger seat from a 98 Accord, and the seat smells like urine and periodically fires a spring into the back of your balls.

Monday morning headlines

By brendon April 25, 2011 @ 5:39 AM

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LEANN RIMES AND EDDIE CIBRIAN – got married this weekend in a surprise ceremony at a private home in California. This will make their inevitable cheating that much more exciting. (people)

BEYONCE AND JAY Z – were reportedly set to perform at the royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton on Friday, but now it seems that’s not the case. William was probably just saying that so people would come. (et)

LADY GAGA – was in Nashville for a concert when one of her fans went into cardiac arrest and had to have her heart restarted after it stopped for 5 minutes. I’m assuming her heart didn’t have a beat because Gaga stole it. (cnn)

RIO – won the weekend for the third week in a row ($26.6M), beating out Madea’s Big Happy Family ($25.7M), Water For Elephants ($17.5M), and Hop ($12.4M). Easter is always a good time for family films. If you wanted a story about a blood soaked zombie with nails in his hands you needed to go to church. (deadline)

ANNALYNNE MCCORD – was at Wet Republic in Vegas this weekend, and she wore this denim jacket and dress over her bikini. Was she doing that to hide bruises on her knees and back and shoulders? Sorry, but a gentleman never tells. (wenn)