Eddie Murphy’s Australian model girlfriend is set to give birth to Eddie Murphy’s ninth kid by his fourth breeding partner. So stop asking where the fuck is Eddie Murphy. He’s fucking. You don’t have nine kids by accident. Reproduction’s a thing... READ MORE

Eddie Murphy was supposed to do a Bill Cosby impression on Celebrity Jeopardy for SNL’s 40th anniversary show. Instead he bailed on it and decided to awkwardly stand on stage for a 80 seconds leading to speculation that he lost... READ MORE

Grim faced former funny person Eddie Murphy refused to do his famous Cosby impression on the SNL40 anniversary show over the weekend. Sweater clad rapist Bill Cosby publicly thanked Eddie Murphy for showing such restraint then invited Murphy’s hot... READ MORE

Some unknown comic named Brando Murphy filed a defamation lawsuit against Eddie Murphy for $50 million dollars for telling everybody that Brando wasn’t his son, just one super unfunny motherfucker who should be working the guacamole scooper at Chipotle.... READ MORE

Eddie Murphy and his model girlfriend Paige Butcher were hanging out in Los Angeles yesterday, when they were greeted by two crossdressers who were trying to give them roses, and it’s funny because Eddie was once caught with a... READ MORE

Nicole Murphy, who has been divorced from Eddie Murphy for 6 years yet still uses his last name to open doors, enjoyed some leisure time in Beverly Hills yesterday, which was possible since her only job is occasionally blowing... READ MORE

Brett Ratner is the one who convinced Eddie Murphy to host the Academy Awards on February 26th, so now that Ratner has been fired for saying “fag”, Murphy is stepping down too. Maybe because he really really likes saying... READ MORE

Eddie Murphy rarely does any interviews, you’d think he was in SEAL Team 6 for fucks sake, so when he sat down with Rolling Stone recently for this one, he really made it count. On if he’ll do any... READ MORE

Steve Martin went on his website (wait what?) and posted some advice for Eddie Murphy when he hosts the Oscars this year. Some if it is funny (mocking losers), some of it is not (a hanging chad reference?) but... READ MORE

Eddie Murphy has been named as the host the 84th Academy Awards, which will air on ABC on February 26. This is a huge improvement over last year but it would have been even better if it was Charlie... READ MORE