Jobs That Suck: Mexican Judge (VIDEO)

If this election cycle proves anything, it's that the robots don't have a big hill to climb to take over. All those dystopian universe novels where plucky rebels fight the Matrix are based on a premise of highly-involved, independent thinkers. How many of those do you see... read more

Sean Penn and El Chapo Muy Simpatico (VIDEO)

Rolling Stone magazine which occasionally makes up stories for shits and giggles sent actor, activist, and ageless angry dickweed Sean Penn into the jungles of Mexico for a secret interview with escaped Sinaloa drug lord, El Chapo. Penn was directed to El Chapo in hiding... read more

El Chapo Ha Sido Detenido

You know shit has gone down when Presidents Tweet. Obama mostly trolls chicks and fat shames Amy Schumer. Mexican President Enrique Nieto announced he'd recaptured escaped drug kingpin El Chapo. He said 'we' actually so maybe like he and some other guy did it. My Spanish... read more

El Chapo Takes on ISIS

While American political leadership is baking Halal cookies for ISIS, one man stands super short above the fray determined to fight terror with terror. El Chapo. The recently escaped or possibly just-let-go Sinaloa drug cartel leader sent an open letter to ISIS insisting... read more

Mexican Drug Lord Calls Trump a Faggot

Sinaloa drug cartel little jefe El Chapo escaped once again from prison in Mexico. Escaped seems like an overstatement since the Mexican army corps of engineers dug him a mile-long industrial grade tunnel to leisurely walk him away from the facility. The second thing El... read more

Zero Dark Pedo Mustache

I thought I was pissed about that waffle taco, but when I surveyed my true feelings, the Mexi-thing that was making me mad was this manhunt for Joaquín Guzmán Loera, aka El Chapo aka Shorty the drug kingpin of Sinaloa. Just look at this bad-ass. Forget Bin Laden, this... read more