Jobs That Suck: Mexican Judge (VIDEO)

October 19, 2016 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If this election cycle proves anything, it’s that the robots don’t have a big hill to climb to take over. All those dystopian universe novels where plucky rebels fight the Matrix are based on a premise of highly-involved, independent thinkers. How many of those do you see around?


Sean Penn and El Chapo Muy Simpatico (VIDEO)

January 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Rolling Stone magazine which occasionally makes up stories for shits and giggles sent actor, activist, and ageless angry dickweed Sean Penn into the jungles of Mexico for a secret interview with escaped Sinaloa drug lord, El Chapo. Penn was directed to El Chapo in hiding by a Mexican telenovela actress because he gets a surprising […]


El Chapo Ha Sido Detenido

January 8, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You know shit has gone down when Presidents Tweet. Obama mostly trolls chicks and fat shames Amy Schumer. Mexican President Enrique Nieto announced he’d recaptured escaped drug kingpin El Chapo. He said ‘we’ actually so maybe like he and some other guy did it. My Spanish is actually pretty poor. It’s possible his Tweet says […]


El Chapo Takes on ISIS

December 11, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

While American political leadership is baking Halal cookies for ISIS, one man stands super short above the fray determined to fight terror with terror. El Chapo. The recently escaped or possibly just-let-go Sinaloa drug cartel leader sent an open letter to ISIS insisting he’s going to blast the Islamic terrorists direct to Allah if they […]


Mexican Drug Lord Calls Trump a Faggot

July 14, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sinaloa drug cartel little jefe El Chapo escaped once again from prison in Mexico. Escaped seems like an overstatement since the Mexican army corps of engineers dug him a mile-long industrial grade tunnel to leisurely walk him away from the facility. The second thing El Chapo did after fucking tons of chicks and drinking tequila through the nostrils […]


Zero Dark Pedo Mustache

February 25, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I thought I was pissed about that waffle taco, but when I surveyed my true feelings, the Mexi-thing that was making me mad was this manhunt for Joaquín Guzmán Loera, aka El Chapo aka Shorty the drug kingpin of Sinaloa. Just look at this bad-ass. Forget Bin Laden, this Denny’s fry cook looking bastard has […]