Lana Del Rey Raped For Art (VIDEO)

November 21, 2014 | video | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Footage has emerged of Lana Del Rey playing a rape victim in a short film shot by Eli Roth, the creep who made all the Hostel torture porn movies. It vaguely ties into a Marylin Manson project. Basically those... READ MORE

NEXT WEEKEND IS HUGE

June 2, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Today is boring.  To sum up, Lindsay Lohan is a retard and Paris Hilton is a different type of retard.  So, if you want, you can get a feel for next weekends big movies and be scared out of... READ MORE

EVERYONE SUCKS

April 9, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Dear god, the numbers from this weekends box office are in and they reveal a very disappointing pull for "Grindhouse".  Despite being awesome in every way, it came in fourth place and earned a surprisingly low $11.5 million.  Lazy... READ MORE

HOSTEL 2 IS CONFUSING

March 15, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I'm begging Hollywood to stop doing this.  Are they trying to entertain me or get me arrested.  My penis is so confused.  The good news is "Hostel, part II" promises hot naked chicks. The bad news is they have... READ MORE