Elin Nordegren has done her first and last interview

Elin Nordegren hasn't said a word to the press since it was revealed that her husband Tiger Woods would stick his dick in a beehive if he saw one in a club, but Friday People magazine will publish Elins first - and last, according to her - interview, given over 4 days in... read more

Tiger and Elin are officially divorced

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren got married on October 5, 2004, which didn't dissuade Tiger in any way from banging tons of random whores before, during, and since. So today they met in a courtroom in Panama City, Florida, to finalize their divorce. It was ice cold... read more

friday afternoon headlines

MEL GIBSON - could be tried as a terrorist because of the threats he made against his girlfriend. It's good news for Mel, since our pussy government refuses to ever take the gloves off and deal with terrorists. (fox news) CHRISTINA MCLARTY - is an entertainment reporter... read more

Elin Nordegren is about to make $750,000,000 (part 2)

It looked like a typo last week when it was reported that Tiger Woods would have to pay out 750 million dollars in a divorce settlement to Elin Nordegren, because are you god damn kidding me. But no, according to the Sun it's right, because that's what it cost for Tiger... read more

elin nordegren is about to make $750 million

The divorce between Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren is about to become final, but that's far from the real headline. The final divorce is imminent, a source close to the situation told Radar Online. "They've agreed on all the major points. It's all been worked out... read more

tuesday morning headlines

SANDRA BULLOCK - was photographed last week without her wedding ring on. Wait, is there some sort of trouble in her marriage? This is the first I've heard of anything like that. (people) ELIN NORDEGREN - packed up the two kids she had with Tiger Woods and flew home to... read more

elin is divorcing tiger

After it was revealed that Tiger Woods cheated on Elin Nordegren with around 20 different women, including porn stars and prostitutes, he gave a robotic apology and said Elin was the most important thing in the world. He even retired from golf to devote 100 percent of... read more

hugh hefner says tiger and jesse james are creeps

Hugh Hefner has had three girlfriends, all at the same time, and they all lived together, and he did that not once but twice. Before that he had seven girlfriends. So when he calls a guy a creep for sleeping around, it's safe to say that guy is a piece of shit. Asked by... read more

things are getting worse with tiger and elin

Tiger Woods isn't playing especially well at the Masters today, tied for 29th after the first 7 holes (although in reality just 5 shots off the lead), yet this still might be the best day he's had in quite some time. At least his wife isn't yelling at him for once. Radar... read more

tiger woods really is an asshole

Elin Nordegren still hasn't made it clear if she's going to take Tiger Woods back after all his whoring around, but as he prepares to return to golf this week at The Masters, it seems like she shouldn't because he hasn't changed a bit. CBS Sports says... The world's... read more

its the tiger woods sext messages

The second porn star that Tiger Woods had an affair with launched a web site today called Sexting Joslyn James, where she, as you might have guessed, reveals all the sexy text messages sent to her by TIger. Or so she claims. Her reputation sucks and many people including... read more

elin still not wearing her wedding ring

In one sense, the life of Tiger Woods took a huge step back towards normalcy with today's announcement that he would return to golf for the Masters in 3 weeks. In another, more accurate sense, his life is still a miserable hell. Tiger Woods' wife Elin is still refusing... read more