Elin Nordegren has done her first and last interview

Elin Nordegren hasn't said a word to the press since it was revealed that her husband Tiger Woods would stick his dick in a beehive if he saw one in a club, but Friday People magazine will publish Elins first - and last, according to her - interview, given over 4 days in her Florida home. "I have been through the stages of disbelief and shock, to anger and ultimately grief over the loss of the family I so badly wanted...read more

Tiger and Elin are officially divorced

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren got married on October 5, 2004, which didn't dissuade Tiger in any way from banging tons of random whores before, during, and since. So today they met in a courtroom in Panama City, Florida, to finalize their divorce. It was ice cold between Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren at the courthouse as the couple finalized their divorce on Monday. "Tiger was sitting down when Elin walked in the...read more

friday afternoon headlines

MEL GIBSON - could be tried as a terrorist because of the threats he made against his girlfriend. It's good news for Mel, since our pussy government refuses to ever take the gloves off and deal with terrorists. (fox news) CHRISTINA MCLARTY - is an entertainment reporter in LA (kcal 9) and apparent daredevil bc yesterday she got engaged to Joe Francis. He's the piece of shit who owns 'Girls Gone Wild' of course. His...read more

Elin Nordegren is about to make $750,000,000 (part 2)

It looked like a typo last week when it was reported that Tiger Woods would have to pay out 750 million dollars in a divorce settlement to Elin Nordegren, because are you god damn kidding me. But no, according to the Sun it's right, because that's what it cost for Tiger to buy Elins silence, even after his death. ELIN NORDEGREN, 30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce. "The price of the huge sum...read more

elin nordegren is about to make $750 million

The divorce between Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren is about to become final, but that's far from the real headline. The final divorce is imminent, a source close to the situation told Radar Online. "They've agreed on all the major points. It's all been worked out privately. Both Tiger and Elin are very close to finishing the negotiations and filing and signing the paperwork." Elin is expected to receive approximately...read more

tuesday morning headlines

SANDRA BULLOCK - was photographed last week without her wedding ring on. Wait, is there some sort of trouble in her marriage? This is the first I've heard of anything like that. (people) ELIN NORDEGREN - packed up the two kids she had with Tiger Woods and flew home to Sweden in a private jet yesterday. She and Tiger continue to live separately and spend virtually no time together. It sounds a lot like my marriage to...read more

elin is divorcing tiger

After it was revealed that Tiger Woods cheated on Elin Nordegren with around 20 different women, including porn stars and prostitutes, he gave a robotic apology and said Elin was the most important thing in the world. He even retired from golf to devote 100 percent of his time toward fixing his marriage. Then a few weeks later he played in the Masters. Hey guess who's had enough of his shit. Just days after Woods...read more

hugh hefner says tiger and jesse james are creeps

Hugh Hefner has had three girlfriends, all at the same time, and they all lived together, and he did that not once but twice. Before that he had seven girlfriends. So when he calls a guy a creep for sleeping around, it's safe to say that guy is a piece of shit. Asked by Page Six what he thought about Tiger Woods, Hef said. "When you get married, you make a commitment. I had a lot of girlfriends, but it's not the same...read more

things are getting worse with tiger and elin

Tiger Woods isn't playing especially well at the Masters today, tied for 29th after the first 7 holes (although in reality just 5 shots off the lead), yet this still might be the best day he's had in quite some time. At least his wife isn't yelling at him for once. Radar says... The golfer's headline-making return to the Masters has come at a steep personal cost – his wife is furious and their marriage is getting...read more

tiger woods really is an asshole

Elin Nordegren still hasn't made it clear if she's going to take Tiger Woods back after all his whoring around, but as he prepares to return to golf this week at The Masters, it seems like she shouldn't because he hasn't changed a bit. CBS Sports says... The world's greatest golfer said he wasn't sure what to expect from fans when he showed up at Augusta National, and was pleasantly surprised when he received a warm...read more

its the tiger woods sext messages

The second porn star that Tiger Woods had an affair with launched a web site today called Sexting Joslyn James, where she, as you might have guessed, reveals all the sexy text messages sent to her by TIger. Or so she claims. Her reputation sucks and many people including her own family have labeled her a chronic liar, so who knows if these are real or not. If they are real, some parts are a little randy. Or might be...read more

elin still not wearing her wedding ring

In one sense, the life of Tiger Woods took a huge step back towards normalcy with today's announcement that he would return to golf for the Masters in 3 weeks. In another, more accurate sense, his life is still a miserable hell. Tiger Woods' wife Elin is still refusing to wear her wedding ring. New photos of the beautiful former model, taken early Tuesday, show that Elin's fingers are still bare and Radar Online knows...read more

tuesday morning headlines

TIGER WOODS AND ELIN NORDEGREN - are on the cover of the New York Post this morning, photographed together for the first time since his car wreck in late November. And it's the most offensively boring picture that anyone has ever pretended was news. If I was in New York I would go to the Post and just start punching people. (fox news) LADY GAGA - collapsed on stage in New Zealand during a performance of 'Bad Romance'....read more

elin will not be at the press conference

Pictures taken this morning show that Elin Nordegren has forgiven the free cars and clothes she gets because of Tiger Woods, but she hasn't forgiven him yet, so she will not attend the press conference he's holding tomorrow (11am, est) to address … whatever the fuck you would call the past 10 weeks. A source tells Radar that Elin will not be there, as Tiger makes his first public statement about the scandal that has...read more

thursday morning headlines

OPRAH WINFREY - is an idiot. She tried to wipe the birthmark off Drew Brees' face, saying she thought it was lipstick. More likely she thought it was chocolate. He's lucky she didn't bite him. (wonderwall) KRISTIN CAVALLARI - was scouring Miami last week looking for cocaine, and her drug problems may become a topic on 'the Hills', giving me a whole new storyline to never watch or care about in any way. (us.com) ...read more