If you’re like me, you woke up this morning on a bed of money and a pile of many beautiful ladies. More to the point, you’ve spent the last 4 days blissfully ignorant to any stupid pop-culture gossip stuff. That’s why you and I are both super cool and super amazed at how cool this Tiger Woods thing is.
It all began Thanksgiving day with a National Enquirer story that claimed he was cheating on his hot Swedish wife Elin Nordegren with a New York party girl named Rachel Uchitel. Uchitel also allegedly had an affair with David Boreanaz while his wife, former Playmate Jamie Bergman, was pregnant.
According to some, Elin heard all this and attacked Tiger with a golf club in a move marked by her choice of weapon and it’s “back from whence you came” type irony.
