Eliot Spitzer Is Doing Well

By Matt August 28, 2014 @ 6:56 AM


Some politicians respond to resignation worthy prostitution scandals by drinking themselves to death in The Hamptons but Eliot Spitzer is still making moves. He got on a flight to Paris with his former spokesgirl Lis Smith after selling some of his dad’s real estate for $147 million dollars. After losing an election the best thing to do is usually blow some family money on a social climber who doesn’t care you fucked hookers behind your anorexic wife’s back. With any luck she will become as broken and entrenched with dirty money and New York political society as Spitzer’s former trophy wife. Who says dreams don’t come true? Not for everyone, but for whores and guys with copious trust fund money absolutely. That could buy so many hookers hotter than either of them.

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Eliot Spitzer Doesn’t Think Anthony Weiner Should Be Mayor Of New York City (VIDEO)

By Travis July 30, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Things are getting so bad for Anthony Weiner in the wake of the recent revival of his 2011 cybersex scandal that even Eliot Spitzer told Chris Matthews on Hardball yesterday that he wouldn’t vote for him for mayor of New York City. Spitzer, of course, was forced to resign as Governor of New York when it was discovered that he’d paid enough money to high-priced escorts to send them and their kids to college, and that now makes him an expert on being a pervert.

Weiner is currently being dragged through the mud again after new sex messages have been revealed from last summer, more than a year after he resigned from Congress and swore that he’d stop sending pictures of his dick to random girls on the Internet.

This is truly a golden age for American politics.

Eliot Spitzer Is Still Sorry About The Hookers (VIDEO)

By Travis July 23, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer is getting back into the political game after a little time off for bad behavior, as he’s running for comptroller of New York City. Of course, before he can actually win any election, he has to keep addressing the elephant in the room – all the sex that he paid for while he was governor.

Spitzer’s new ad does just that, as he declares, “I failed big time” while talking about how he feels like doing something positive in the wake of hurting so many people. The very least he could do is promise that if he’s going to hire prostitutes again, he’ll make sure to get the really hot ones. There’s no excuse for paying for 5s when you can afford 10s.