This is the second girl today that George Clooney has nailed that we get to see in a bikini. Which should only serve to remind you that checking out a hot model in a bikini is a sad sorry second place to having sex with a hot model. Lots of inspirational type folks would tell you to get off your ass, get off the computer, and go get some for yourself. I’d tell you to stay on your computer and figure out how to catfish yourself as George Clooney. That get off your ass thing is never really going to work.
Here’s Elisabetta Canalis in a bikini at some fancy Italian resort where the women are so good looking you pray for the chance to catch an STD.
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I always thought it would be pretty hard to forget the fact that model Elisabetta Canalis followed up her relationship with George Clooney by dating Steve-o (twice), because that’s not a step down. That’s walking out the front door and stepping off the Grand Canyon. But then, I just forgot all about it, because I’m way more focused on this picture of her ass that she posted to her Instagram account on Monday.
Hell, I just forgot my own name and where to send my child support payments. That’ll hold up in a court of law, right? That I was distracted by Elisabetta’s ass? It sounds legit.
If anyone ever doubted that a man’s first choice in ladies is always whoever’s next, you need only look at Elisabetta Canalis. Or I guess now Stacy Keibler, who was next after Elisabetta before Stacy got ‘nexted’ herself by Clooney. Keibler said something along the lines of she and Clooney still remaining friends. Which is great, so now you can run to the store for him and fetch a pack of condoms when he finds himself short during dirty time with his next lady. Men are fucking horrible. Still, I wouldn’t trade.
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What started out as an erotic afternoon of ass rubbing between Sacha Baron Cohen and Elisabetta Canalis ended in tragedy today after Cohen showed his penis to Canalis. The Italian supermodel began to laugh and seemed to think it was small, despite his reassurances that his penis is actually quite enormous.
Tensions escalated when she attempted to take a picture of his penis, causing a fight to break out, which led to him dragging her down below, sealing her corpse in a body bag and throwing it overboard. Hopefully he remembered to weigh the bag down first. Not to get cathartic here but disposing of a dead model takes more steps than you might think.
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Apparently yesterdays rumor is true and Italian supermodel Elisabetta Canalis has gone from dating George Clooney (a two-time winner of People magazines ‘Sexiest Man Alive’) to Steve O (who was covered in shit in ‘Jackass 3′) in a span of about 6 months. Even Ryan Dunn didn’t crash this hard.
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