Apparently yesterdays rumor is true and Italian supermodel Elisabetta Canalis has gone from dating George Clooney (a two-time winner of People magazines ‘Sexiest Man Alive’) to Steve O (who was covered in shit in ‘Jackass 3′) in a span of about 6 months. Even Ryan Dunn didn’t crash this hard.
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“Going from George Clooney to Steve-O,” sounds like an analogy that’s supposed to be funny, as if to describe a girl who’s dating life has gone to hell. And with good reason, because one is a handsome billionaire actor, and the other staples his balls to things.
But I bet Elisabetta Canalis wouldn’t find it funny, because she reportedly has gone from dating George Clooney to Steve-O. In real life.
There’s no explanation for why she’s done this, but I assume it has something to do with a combination of low self esteem, alcohol, and magic.
George Clooneys ex Elisabetta Canalis did some promotion for PETA in Milan today, unveiling her new ad that says, “meglio nuda che in pelliccia.” Are there any models out there who will pose for an ad that says, “ PETA put down 94 percent of the dogs and cats placed in their care last year, finding homes for just 44 of the 2,345 that they took in, and have killed 25,840 dogs, cats, puppies, and kittens since 1998″? Or is that too wordy?
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Even though the picture agency felt compelled to stamp their name all over the pictures for some reason, Elisabetta Canalis still looked great as she stopped at a gas station in Hollywood after leaving rehearsal for ‘Dancing With The Stars’. The good news is she was out there the whole time and gave everyone a good show. The bad news is how am I supposed to hide in the backseat if she never goes in the little store.
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Elisabetta Canalis and Chastity Chaz Bono finished up rehearsals for Dancing With The Stars yesterday, and Holy Crap. I know Chaz isn’t technically a girl anymore, but that point is made extra clear when being near Elisabetta. Actually it’s hard to believe these two are even from the same planet.
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George Clooneys girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis (who still looks a little trannyish sometimes) spent another day lounging around on a yacht in a tiny bikini in Cannes yesterday, then did some modeling. Also on a yacht. But those pictures weren’t as good so they’re behind the bikini ones. Someone should maybe tell her that it might not be the best idea in the world to have her picture taken while laying on her back practically naked with her legs open for free, and then charge for pictures in a dress, considering that having her picture taken is her only marketable skill.
(note: fat bitch)
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