Elisabetta Gregoraci In a Bikini in Kenya

By Lex December 23, 2013 @ 2:07 PM

Elisabetta Gregoraci In A White Bikini On The Beach In Kenya
This is that Italian model chick who married the rich old fat guy and now travels the world having a good time in her bikini. Yeah, I know, which one. Elisabetta Gregoraci likes to take her vacations in Kenya because she loves the trill of East African Islamic terrorism. You never know when you’re going to hear Allahu Akbar right before your beach cabana gets shot up by teen boys who have been told they can’t get any snatch until they get to heaven. It’s more thrilling than figuring than what’s in your resort special punch. Whenever I’m looking for some down time in the sun, I ask my travel agent to find me a spot smack dab between Somalia and Uganda where rich white Westerners tend to cluster.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI