Elisabetta Gregoraci In A Bikini

You're Flavio Briatore. You're super rich. You're fat. You're in AARP. You don't need this second family bullshit. If only there were some way you could bang models half your age without having to do the family thing all over again. I bet this lumpy Italian shady businessman is thinking just that as his little shit offspring is nailing with a pail of water and his young wife who is absolutely fucking the household...read more

Elisabetta Gregoraci In a Bikini in Kenya

This is that Italian model chick who married the rich old fat guy and now travels the world having a good time in her bikini. Yeah, I know, which one. Elisabetta Gregoraci likes to take her vacations in Kenya because she loves the trill of East African Islamic terrorism. You never know when you're going to hear Allahu Akbar right before your beach cabana gets shot up by teen boys who have been told they can't get any...read more