Elisabetta Gregoraci In A Bikini

By Lex August 04, 2014 @ 9:41 AM

You’re Flavio Briatore. You’re super rich. You’re fat. You’re in AARP. You don’t need this second family bullshit. If only there were some way you could bang models half your age without having to do the family thing all over again. I bet this lumpy Italian shady businessman is thinking just that as his little shit offspring is nailing with a pail of water and his young wife who is absolutely fucking the household staff tries to pants him. You’re 64. You’re worth a couple hundred mill. You need a kick-ass home theater system, micro-brews on tap, and an assortment of nameless hot Italian girls to come blow you twice a day. You don’t need to be papa again. Why am I so much smarter than people so much more successful than me? I’m still waiting for God’s plan to be revealed.

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Elisabetta Gregoraci In a Bikini in Kenya

By Lex December 23, 2013 @ 2:07 PM

Elisabetta Gregoraci In A White Bikini On The Beach In Kenya
This is that Italian model chick who married the rich old fat guy and now travels the world having a good time in her bikini. Yeah, I know, which one. Elisabetta Gregoraci likes to take her vacations in Kenya because she loves the trill of East African Islamic terrorism. You never know when you’re going to hear Allahu Akbar right before your beach cabana gets shot up by teen boys who have been told they can’t get any snatch until they get to heaven. It’s more thrilling than figuring than what’s in your resort special punch. Whenever I’m looking for some down time in the sun, I ask my travel agent to find me a spot smack dab between Somalia and Uganda where rich white Westerners tend to cluster.

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