A female teacher getting caught banging one of her young male student bodies isn’t the news it used to be. Maybe America’s just getting desensitized (or maybe it’s just getting more awesome!). These days, many lady teachers who get caught diddling their young students completely forgo the ‘I’m so sorry’ tearful apologies and go straight into expressing their actually honest batshit crazy feelings. When you know you won’t do any hard time because you’re a hot woman, I guess that frees you up to speak the crazy truth. What follows are the greatest excuses ever claimed in the name of forbidden female teacher love:
“But I’m a Sex Addict”
If nothing else, just mentioning Pamela Rogers gives us an excuse to show this classic cellphone video of her doing a striptease. She sent it to the student she was bumping uglies with, and shockingly he ended up showing it to probably everybody he knew. And this was AFTER the first time she was imprisoned for getting caught with the kid. That video earned her a subsequent seven-year sentence that she tried to undo by convincing a a psychologist that she was a sex addict. That sex addict line might work for celebrities trying to save their marriages, but it won’t do shit good as an excuse for banging jailbait.