Greatest Female Teacher Excuses For Banging Their Students

By Will K. March 25, 2013 @ 1:22 PM


A female teacher getting caught banging one of her young male student bodies isn’t the news it used to be. Maybe America’s just getting desensitized (or maybe it’s just getting more awesome!). These days, many lady teachers who get caught diddling their young students completely forgo the ‘I’m so sorry’ tearful apologies and go straight into expressing their actually honest batshit crazy feelings. When you know you won’t do any hard time because you’re a hot woman, I guess that frees you up to speak the crazy truth. What follows are the greatest excuses ever claimed in the name of forbidden female teacher love:

“But I’m a Sex Addict”







If nothing else, just mentioning Pamela Rogers gives us an excuse to show this classic cellphone video of her doing a striptease. She sent it to the student she was bumping uglies with, and shockingly he ended up showing it to probably everybody he knew. And this was AFTER the first time she was imprisoned for getting caught with the kid. That video earned her a subsequent seven-year sentence that she tried to undo by convincing a a psychologist that she was a sex addict. That sex addict line might work for celebrities trying to save their marriages, but it won’t do shit good as an excuse for banging jailbait.

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Elizabeth Garner, The Perfect Cheer

By Bill March 22, 2013 @ 8:39 AM


These woman-boy sex stories seem to be getting more common these days. Or maybe I’m just getting more jealous. Former NFL Titans cheerleader Elizabeth Garner was arrested for “following a 12-year-old to the bathroom during a party last month hosted by the boy’s mother, grabbing his penis over his shorts and attempting to remove them in order to perform oral sex on him.” Nobody would have even known this 43-year old cheerleader tried to blow this kid if the boy hadn’t ran off in tears to tell his mom. Imagine the horror his mom must’ve felt when she heard this story and realized that her son was a homo.

See if you can figure out which bleached blonde is Elizabeth: