Elle Macpherson Is Marrying For The Second Time

By Travis March 12, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Elle Macpherson will turn 49 later this month, which is remarkable because she still looks as hot as she did when she was in her 30s. It has to be something in the water specific to Australia, because New Zealand’s Rachel Hunter is younger than Elle and looks like she sleeps in a pile of dirty laundry every night. And that’s probably why Elle (pictured with someone she isn’t marrying) is still able to snag younger billionaires, because she’s now engaged to 43-year old hotel heir Jeffrey Soffer.

Elle Macpherson and Jeffrey Soffer dated for two years before breaking up last March.

Now, one year later, the pair is not only back together, they’re engaged!

A source tells Access Hollywood that Elle and the billionaire Miami-based real estate developer are set to wed.

The Australian supermodel, 49, will move to Florida to be with her fiance. (Access Hollywood)

Word is that Elle and Jeffrey rekindled their romance only after he’d been injured in a helicopter crash, which is a brilliant move by the former supermodel. It’s a lot easier to fake an overdose when her husband is taking serious prescription pain medication for his wounded back. Once Jeffrey’s out of the picture, her and Rachel can take all of his money and run off on their own lesbian Thelma and Louise adventure, because they may be old but every one of us would still watch the hell out of that.

(Photo Credit: WENN)

Elle Macpherson may or may not still have it

By brendon July 11, 2012 @ 5:22 PM

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It’s not as if Elle Macpherson was posing for these pictures today in Ibiza, Spain, and they catch nothing but unflattering angles, so it seems unfair to judge how she looks in a bikini based on just this. More importantly, it seems like whatever this tool is that she’s using to eat sea urchins straight out of the water could also be used to chop my penis off, and that’s another excellent reason not to say anything mean.

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Elle Macpherson went surfing

By brendon December 29, 2011 @ 1:41 PM

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Elle Macpherson went surfing earlier today in Byron Bay in Sydney, and even though she’s 47 she still looked good enough that if these included pictures of her emerging from the depths on a seahorse and saying she was princess of the ocean, it wouldn’t seem completely unreasonable.

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I wish I could see what Elle Macpherson sees

By brendon February 25, 2011 @ 1:52 PM

Elle Macpherson Sunbathing On A Yacht With Friends (USA ONLY)

Elle Macpherson, who is 46 by the way, spent a sexy afternoon on a yacht leaving Sydney Harbour yesterday, lounging around in a tiny white bikini, with one of her hot friends molesting her ass and at one point just shamelessly admiring her kitty. Which seems reasonable. God I wish she had been the one with a camera right then.

(image source = flynet and splash news online)

Elle Macpherson is a good mom

By brendon November 30, 2010 @ 12:51 PM

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Elle Macpherson is one of like 20 women on earth who could look this hot while dropping her kids off at school in the snow. There’s no real proof that angels exist but this is pretty close. You just have to believe. Just like there’s no proof that dinosaurs exist, or eskimos, and yet we believe in them.

Elle Macpherson is the winner

By brendon August 12, 2009 @ 3:19 PM

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Elle Macpherson arrived on set today for “the Beautiful Life”, a new prime time show about models for the CW. Macpherson plays the owner of a modeling agency, and Mischa Barton stars as a superstar model. You read that right by the way. Mischa Barton is on a show about models starring real actual models and she’s supposed to be the hot one. Seems cruel. I’m sure there are situations where Mischa would be considered pretty, but standing next to Elle Macpherson isn’t one of them. It would be like trying to make Aquaman intimidating. Don’t stand him next to Superman, unless the person you’re trying to scare is the manager of a Red Lobster.

(hq jump here. source = splash)