Elle Macpherson went surfing earlier today in Byron Bay in Sydney, and even though she’s 47 she still looked good enough that if these included pictures of her emerging from the depths on a seahorse and saying she was princess of the ocean, it wouldn’t seem completely unreasonable.
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Elle Macpherson, who is 46 by the way, spent a sexy afternoon on a yacht leaving Sydney Harbour yesterday, lounging around in a tiny white bikini, with one of her hot friends molesting her ass and at one point just shamelessly admiring her kitty. Which seems reasonable. God I wish she had been the one with a camera right then.
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Elle Macpherson is one of like 20 women on earth who could look this hot while dropping her kids off at school in the snow. There’s no real proof that angels exist but this is pretty close. You just have to believe. Just like there’s no proof that dinosaurs exist, or eskimos, and yet we believe in them.
Elle Macpherson arrived on set today for “the Beautiful Life”, a new prime time show about models for the CW. Macpherson plays the owner of a modeling agency, and Mischa Barton stars as a superstar model. You read that right by the way. Mischa Barton is on a show about models starring real actual models and she’s supposed to be the hot one. Seems cruel. I’m sure there are situations where Mischa would be considered pretty, but standing next to Elle Macpherson isn’t one of them. It would be like trying to make Aquaman intimidating. Don’t stand him next to Superman, unless the person you’re trying to scare is the manager of a Red Lobster.
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BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE - donated $1 million to a U.N. agency providing aid to refugees in Pakistan. This is just days after they gave the same amount to a hospital in Missouri. In a related story, Jennifer Lopez rolled down the window of her limo and yelled, “Why don’t you get a house, jerk!” to a homeless guy, then high-fived her friends as the driver sped away. (source = the ap)
JON GOSSELIN - was caught smoking what looks to be a joint. Luckily that’s legal if you’re married to Kate Gosselin, which he is. (source = radar)
ELLE MACPHERSON - as the worlds hottest 45-year-old dropped her kids off at school in London, this guy with the scooter had to feel even cooler than he usually does. I hope she doesn’t blow him right there, right in front of the kids. (14 more pics from today and Saturday = here. hq jump = here. source = wenn, fame and getty)
I can’t say “brasserie” without giggling, but Guy Ritchie and Elle Macpherson spent about 4 hours having dinner at the Notting Hill Brasserie in London last night. Hopefully Madonna has already killed herself because all she cares about is winning, which is why she’s dating that androgynous young man doing this for the attention, but Elle is way way better than that twink (she looked like this in a bikini a few months ago and this out of a bikini about a year ago), so the score is, Guys Penis: 1. Madonnas Diseased Womb: Dusty.
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