Elsa Hosk In See Through Lace Lingerie

By Lex March 05, 2015 @ 9:49 AM

Elsa Hosk In See Through Lace Lingerie
If I was driving a fast moving train and the track was blocked and I had to choose to either veer left and run over my own mother or veer right and take out this Swedish chick, I’d take out this Swedish chick. You don’t run over your own mother. I’m not a mindless beast. Though I would still try to bang the Swedish chick afterward assuming she wasn’t in too many pieces. Fuck, I hope she’s not Curt Schilling’ niece. I’m probably already dead.

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Elsa Hosk Going Hard for Employee of the Month

By Lex February 19, 2015 @ 10:20 AM

Elsa Hosk Topless While Doing A VS Photoshoot In Miami
It’s hard to define that moment when you know you’ve arrived in your profession. For a Victoria’s Secret model it might just be that time you were crawling topless across the sand on all fours. The precise event might vary in your profession. Ask first before you try this. Especially if you work with mating ageĀ animals or children.

Photo Credit: INF

Elsa Hosk Topless In Water

By Lex December 22, 2014 @ 11:30 AM

Elsa Hosk Topless In Water For Chadwick Tyler Photo Shoot
I admire photographers who take a great deal of time and effort into composing complicated productions. Water is the universal symbol of life and rebirth. Topless Swedish chicks in water are the universal symbol of uncomfortable erections. It’s all in the Farmer’s Almanac somewhere next to where it predicts rain on Hilary Clinton’s swearing in ceremony.

Photo Credit: Chadwick Tyler

Elsa Hosk Wears Bikinis For H&M

By Lex December 02, 2014 @ 10:11 AM

Elsa Hosk Wears Bikinis For HM

Photo Credit: H&M

Elsa Hosk Wears Lingerie For H&M

By Lex October 30, 2014 @ 8:31 AM

Elsa Hosk Wears Lingerie For HM

Photo Credit: H&M

Elsa Hosk Models Lingerie And Bikinis For 2014 Victoria’s Secret

By Lex August 15, 2014 @ 8:27 AM

Elsa Hosk Models Lingerie And Bikinis For 2014 Victoria's Secret

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