By Jack October 30, 2015 @ 12:00 PM
Elsa Hosk has one of those asses that should be in a freaking art museum. But then you couldn’t touch it without some security guard yelling at you. I think it belongs in a petting zoo. Put a quarter in the dispenser and feed it some oats.
See her booty in a variety of thongs. (Last Men On Earth)
Please enjoy Emily Ratajkowski and Laura Ramsey topless. (Egotastic All-Stars)
Jerry Heller sues Dr. Dre and Ice Cube for saying he ripped them off in NWA. (TMZ)
Nicole Trunfio’s butt makes my heart go pitter pat. (Drunken Stepfather)
Scantily clad women taking pictures of themselves always satisfies. (The Chive)
Melissa Reeves’ cleavage is out of control. (Hollywood Tuna)
Charlotte McKinney does what she does best: show off her boobs. (Popoholic)
By Lex June 05, 2015 @ 10:40 AM
Sometimes I look at ornate women’s lingerie and I think to myself, who the fuck is wearing this? It’s some kind of ruse. Any girlfriend I’ve ever had is into boxers and t-shirts the minute she’s laid her vagina on the table and seen my hooked fish type reaction. Maybe women really are just wearing this lacy shit for themselves. We need to Agent Orange the Victoria’s Secret sewing villages and level the playing field. My undershorts are poorly woven burrs pulled from Alpacas in the Yucatan. My rashes are organic. I’d take satin if it were socially acceptable. I’d like to be more comfortable. Slutty is just a side benefit.
Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret
By Lex May 01, 2015 @ 11:43 AM
When Victoria’s Secret declared they were making a big announcement, three thousand ragamuffins rose from their rickety seats in Myanmar, stood on their sewing tables, and collectively cheered, ‘We are free!’. Then Victoria’s Secret came out with the news they had a new team of Angels and the kids in Myanmar quickly took their seats to the sting of the electric shocks in their ani that keep them working at a measured pace. Still, this is very good news for the rest of us named Leonard DiCaprio.
Photo Credit: WWTDD Archives/Victoria’s Secret
By Lex April 29, 2015 @ 8:26 AM
Two questions come to mind. Why is this Swedish chick topless and why does she look so forlorn? The first one is moot. If you have to instruct a girl to fake emotionally wounded, you’ve not trained her well. Remember when everyone at sewing camp found out that your mormor consorted with Nazi occupiers? I know, that was a proud day. Now imagine you had a Jewish friend and how they would’ve felt finding out. That’s it. Hold that look.
Photo Credit: Matthew Sprout
By Lex March 05, 2015 @ 9:49 AM
If I was driving a fast moving train and the track was blocked and I had to choose to either veer left and run over my own mother or veer right and take out this Swedish chick, I’d take out this Swedish chick. You don’t run over your own mother. I’m not a mindless beast. Though I would still try to bang the Swedish chick afterward assuming she wasn’t in too many pieces. Fuck, I hope she’s not Curt Schilling’ niece. I’m probably already dead.
Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret
By Lex February 19, 2015 @ 10:20 AM
It’s hard to define that moment when you know you’ve arrived in your profession. For a Victoria’s Secret model it might just be that time you were crawling topless across the sand on all fours. The precise event might vary in your profession. Ask first before you try this. Especially if you work with mating age animals or children.
Photo Credit: INF