Emlie Hirsch Gets Off Easy

August 18, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Emile Hirsch will have to do 15 days in jail for trying to drunkenly choke out an under qualified film executive named Daniele Bernfeld who started greenlighting Rush Hour 9 right out of Montessori while eating latkas. He’s a... READ MORE

Emile Hirsch Knows The Drill

February 16, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Emile Hirsch predictably checked into rehab following being charged with felony assault. It’s always been easier to blame your tendency to choke women on pills and booze than your broken psyche. Do a quick experiment and get black out drunk... READ MORE

Emile Hirsch Charged With Felony Assault

February 13, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Emile Hirsch is being charged with third degree felony assault stemming from an altercation at a nightclub at Sundance. According to reports, Hirsch asked under-qualified film exec Daniele Bernfeld why she looked “so tough” and then put her in a... READ MORE

Emile Hirsch Gets Pushy

January 29, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Actor and part time drug hatch Emile Hirsch kind of assaulted female Paramount exec Dani Bernfeld at a nightclub near the Sundance Film Festival in Park City Utah. Police investigated the matter but let Hirsch go because domestic violence remains legal in... READ MORE