Emilia Clarke Is The Most Desirable

By Lex February 12, 2014 @ 3:09 PM

Emilia Clarke In Lingerie For The March 2013 Issue Of GQ
According to a poll of readers from AskMen.com, my go to source for prostate health and watch buying tips, Emilia Clarke is the most desirable woman in the world. There’s no possible way to win the list game on the Internet, but picking the okay looking chick from Game of Thrones is like giving up. It’s not even as cynical as Maxim picking Miley Cyrus because goofy looking tomboys SEO well. It’s time for this top hottest girls thing to come to an end. I know it represents 95% of all your traffic for the year, because men don’t actually care all that much about prostates and watches, but either make a comprehensive list called 10,000 Girls I’ve Imagined Gobbling My Knob or just go back to best adventure vacation options for thrill seeking dudes. Fuck, there’s Miley Cyrus again on the AskMen most desirable women list. I guess Brooklyn Decker’s monthly discharge was unavailable.

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Seth MacFarlane Dumped His Dragon Lady Girlfriend

By Travis March 21, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Seth MacFarlane has built a ridiculously successful TV empire ever since FOX told him to do whatever the hell he wants with Family Guy and American Dad, so it’s only natural that he’s been able to parlay that into sleeping with a ton of attractive young actresses. Among them, Eliza Dushku, Amanda Bynes, Ashley Greene, Alexis Knapp and Alexandra Breckenridge, to name a few, so he’s clearly living the American dream of being insanely wealthy and dating way out of his league.

Seth’s latest girlfriend was Game of Thrones star Emilia Clarke, but she must have farted in bed or something, because he’s done with her now, too.

E! News has learned that the 39-year-old Family Guy funnyman and the 25-year-old actress have parted ways.

“They are no longer dating,” a source tells E! News. “It was really a location challenge. She has been in Europe shooting Game of Thrones and he is based in California, so it was hard to make it work despite the distance. They have remained friends.” (E!)

Emilia sure put on a brave face at the Game of Thrones season 3 premiere on Monday night in Los Angeles. She’s young and will certainly bounce back from this short relationship, but being rejected still stings. So maybe she can actually train a baby dragon to grow up and attack for her at will, and it can destroy Seth with a single breath of fire.

Because otherwise he’s going to keep making those Family Guy Stars Wars parodies and, Jesus, enough already.

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