BRUCE WILLIS – officially married Emma Heming yesterday in a private civil ceremony in Beverly Hills. Their Caribbean wedding last weekend is not recognized in the US. Also not recognized in the US: Page 3 superstar Eve Wyrwal. (NSFW Eve update, source = us magazine)
MADONNA – she dumped her 22yo boyfriend yesterday just before her trip to adopt a child in Africa, probably because adoption officials questioned the morals of a single mother dating someone 28 years younger. She hopes this will ease any fears that she’s some weirdo pervert. Here’s a naked picture of her burying her face in a guys ass, but that's different. It was a different era then. It was the 90s, when licking guys assholes was all the rage. (source = daily mail)
JOHN MAYER – last week he broke up with Jennifer Aniston, this week he’s hosting a cruise to Mexico in tiny shorts and a see-thru tank top. It’s the first time a guy has gone gay to get rid of Aniston but rest assured not the last. (image source = pacific coast)
Willis of course married Emma Heming over the weekend, or, as the Sun UK points out, another way to say that would be that Bruce Willis married former Victoria’s Secret catwalk model Emma Heming over the weekend.
Gorgeous Emma began as a pin-up in her twenties and soon landed a string of jobs with undie chain Victoria's Secret, appearing in many of the chain's saucy catalogues showing off revealing outfits. Born in Malta but brought up in London, she straight away drew comparisons to Bruce's first wife, Demi Moore. The perfectly slim figure. The flowing dark hair. The big boobs on a small frame.
Almost as awesome as Emma’s abs in these hard to find pictures from the 2001 VS fashion show is how the Sun can work tits into any story. Emma and Demi don’t look alike in any way, but the Sun is pretending they do so they can write “big boobs”. A story about the moon or taxes would be the same way. “A PROPOSED one-cent sales tax could ease financial burdens on 7 area schools, including Leadership House, the all-girl boarding school where BUXOM YOUNG TEENS are teaching some late-night biology lessons of their own.”
The official version is that Bruce Willis met his new wife, the Victoria’s Secret model 24 years younger than him, though “friends”. But why wait for your dead beat friends to hook you up when you can just cast a bunch of models in your movie and then have sex with them.
An impeccable source tells Page Six: "During the casting of “Perfect Stranger”, Bruce was very involved with the casting (even for minor roles). He personally went through head shots and when the girls were called in to 'read,' he was there.”
They say he nailed two chicks who ended up in the movie, and his new wife was one of them, but here’s an interesting point: no shit. Of course he did that. I would too. Look at her. If I hit that I would cum so hard the force would push me five feet in the air, like my penis was a jetpack.
