Emma Roberts and Bella Thorne Tits at People’s Choice Awards After Party

By Lex January 07, 2016 @ 10:38 AM

Paris Hilton At The People's Choice Awards
The People’s Choice Awards is a real thing invented by the networks so that their crappy shows and celebrities could win awards before the Golden Globes and Oscars cut back to people who at least spend some effort trying to be imaginative. The highlight of the evening was when Leslie Mann got her hand stuck on Dakota Fanning’s dress and almost ripped her gown in the back while congratulating her on winning the award for Best Dramatic Actress for Fifty Shades of Grey which informs you about the voting demographic for the People’s Choice. You and I are not People in this particular model.

There is no single industry like Hollywood that lauds itself so sentimentally, self-seriously, and with extreme regularity. The plumbers and pipefitters don’t toast themselves seventeen times a year at black tie affairs dedicated to the struggle of their craft. Yet, if forced to choose, you’d probably opt for a working toilet over another episode of the hunks on Chicago Fire. The after party had tons of tits. Consider us even.

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Emma Roberts Taps Out of Engagement

By Lex June 15, 2015 @ 9:20 AM

Emma Roberts announced through public relations reps pretending to be anonymous sources that she was breaking up with her fiance Evan Peters. He’s the actor nerd she got arrested for bloodying in a hotel room scrap in Montreal. She adored him because he was cute and talented and had no clue how to defend his right in a fracas. It sucks when your bully also controls the vagina in the relationship. You’re forever operating at a deficit. You’re France and it’s no longer the 17th century. 110 pounds isn’t much until you add in the exponential strength of crazy. I’d consider a broad ban on dating anybody with Eric Roberts blood.  I don’t care if she gives you living room couch privileges when you’re good. You’re in a better place now, kid.

Emma Roberts In A Bikini Top

By Lex June 04, 2014 @ 1:03 PM

Emma Roberts In A Bikini Top At The Beach In Maui
Emma Roberts and her fiance who now refers to himself sheepishly only as Reek, were spotted in Maui in loosely matching bikini tops. Emma is not what you call a busty gal, but when you combine her cute looks with her Roberts family penchant for unprovoked, violent outbursts, you have to consider Reek a very lucky man indeed. The beatings just mean she cares. Guard your right.

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Emma Roberts In Her Panties

By Lex May 12, 2014 @ 3:54 PM

Emma Roberts In Her Panties For A Photo Shoot By Sofia Coppola For Papermag.com
Gia Coppola has all the makings of a cloying filmmaker I’d like to push into a swimming pool at some ski resort film festival. Raised by her Coppola mom and her Getty stepdad at the vineyard and the studios and at the stockinged feet of Bard college lesbian deans, Gia was destined to get into the family craft. She wasted no time in taking James Franco’s story, Palo Alto, and translating into a film, starring James Franco. She also got Emma Roberts to be in her film, which then got picked up for distribution at Sundance because obscure cable channels need content. Gia did have the decency to shoot her own pictures of Emma Roberts in her underwear for publicity for the film. You might recall Aunt Sofia got Scarlett Johansson to pose in her underwear as well back in the day. It’s very much in the Michael Bay school of filmmaking, except that Emma and Scarlett were not bound with silken ties and banged until they stopped being so sullen.

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Emma Roberts Poses For A Sexy Photo Shoot In Hollywood

By Lex March 28, 2014 @ 12:07 PM

Emma Roberts Poses For A Sexy Photoshoot In Hollywood

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Emma Roberts Made Evan Peters Her Bitch

By Lex July 29, 2013 @ 12:35 PM

Emma Roberts And Evan Peters Hanging Out On The Set Of American Horror Story In New Orleans
Sometimes, it takes a strong but measured beat down to remind someone of their place in a relationship. A couple weeks ago in a Montreal hotel room, Emma Roberts had to girl punch her actor boyfriend a couple or three times in the shnoz just to let him know who was top dog. You may call it abusive or cruel. I call it bringing order to chaos. Look, everybody’s happy now.

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