Sofia Coppola’s The Bling Ring is the true story of a group of regular nobodies who wanted to be famous so much that they stalked young celebrities via the internet to find out when they wouldn’t be home and then broke in and stole a bunch of shit from them. Some of the stars were big names like Orlando Bloom, Megan Fox and Rachel Bilson, while other stars like Paris Hilton and Audrina Partridge weren’t ever stars at all.
The film, starring Emma Watson and Claire Julien, debuted at Cannes yesterday, ironically while someone stole $1 million worth of jewels from the hotel room of an employee of Swiss jewelers Chopard, which supplies expensive accessories to many of the event’s stars. Amazingly, Lindsay Lohan has an alibi.
In the meantime, maybe the French detectives can figure out why Emma looks really hot at some events and awkward and geeky at others. She’s like a Seinfeld rerun come to life.
You can’t be a pedo bear favorite Hermione Granger forever I suppose. Emma Watson is past her child actress phase, past her stop calling me beautiful I’ll pretend to be an angry teen dyke phase, and is all grown up playing one of the chicks from the Bling Ring. That being both the group of dropout suburban L.A. youth who terrorized the underwear and jewelry drawers of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and other celebrities who probably had it coming, and the new film by Sofia Coppola, who makes films that are painful to watch but are beloved by the foreign press. The foreign press have notoriously bad taste in the arts, but you wouldn’t know that from the way they lecture their BDSM prostitutes in N.Y. and L.A. hotel rooms most evenings.
Here’s Emma Watson in GQ Britain, portraying Alexis, the real life OxyContin smoking alternative high school chick in The Bling Ring.
Emma Watson went through that period of girl time when she wanted to pretend she wasn’t a hot chick from the Harry Potter movies but a serious gender-neutral artist. So she enrolled at lesbian Brown University and chopped off all of her hair. Why women feel the need to be seen as something other than incredibly hot, highly paid performers is beyond the male understanding. I mean, Jordan did decide to quit basketball for a couple years in his prime, but that was to pursue baseball, not to do obscure Slovakian arthouse films. Emma Watson does seem to be settling back into accepting the fact that she’s hot and rich and famous and that’s okay. So she’s featured in this new Natural Beauty exhibition which is photographs of mostly hot women meant to send a message about saving the planet from environmental destruction. I think we’re all supposed to try and expel less carbon dioxide when we tug one out to these photos. Everybody has to do their part. Watch The Lorax. You’ll get it.
As reported here first, Hurricane Sandy has all but shutdown the northeast since ravaging New York and New Jersey, including the filming of Darren Aronofskys ‘Noah’, starring Russell Crowe and Emma Watson, which is filming in Oyster Bay, New York. IMDB says…
To make it as realistic as possible, the director built a massive ark, which measures 450 feet long, 75 feet tall and 45 feet wide. Unfortunately, it was never meant to be sailed.
With production wrapping up within the next few weeks, the ark was forced to deal with flooding as Hurricane Sandy passed through.
Uhh, you’re supposed to say “spoiler alert”, God. Thank’s a lot dick, way to ruin the ending for people who didn’t read the book.
Emma Watson filmed some scenes for ‘The Bling Ring’ yesterday in Venice, so good news if you always wanted to know if Hermione Granger would look hot dressed slutty but worried about the consequences if you got caught running a search on that.
Emma Watson wore a sexy little mini skirt yesterday before appearing on David Letterman, and if there’s not a rumor about her being from the future when humans have evolved into one gender, there should be. After taking these pictures she laid an egg and ate a fern, by the way. Swear to God!