Emma Watson wore a sexy little mini skirt yesterday before appearing on David Letterman, and if there’s not a rumor about her being from the future when humans have evolved into one gender, there should be. After taking these pictures she laid an egg and ate a fern, by the way. Swear to God!
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‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2’ is having it’s world premiere in London today, and the early reviews have been overwhelmingly positive. Almost as glowing as the review Emma Watsons dress got from Shower Scrunchie Digest.
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Emma Watson is in Pittsburgh these days to film ‘The Perks of Being a Wallflower’, and over the weekend she went to the gym in a sports bra, just in case her breasts somehow doubled in size while working out and would need one.
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You know how, in the Harry Potter movies, when they were in class, Hermione Granger would always have the answer whenever the teacher asked a question? Okay well now picture that but with Hermione looking vaguely lesbian, because Emma Watson, who of course played Hermione, has been attending Brown University for the past years, and…
A source says Watson didn’t shy away from class participation and often would “answer something in class and get it right,” calling the 21-year-old actress “really smart.” Unfortunately, this brought out the sophisticated wit and cinematic expertise of her Ivy League peers.
According to the source, her classmates “would respond [to her answer] with a quote from ‘Harry Potter.’” The most popular choice was “Three points for Gryffindor!”
Oh that poor girl. This is upsetting, I can’t believe that college students were making jokes that were juvenile and stupid. I don’t appreciate that kind of humor.
(NOTE: I apologize for the lack of posting today, btw. I have some kind of food poisoning, I’ve spent the day shivering and sweating, and twice I died. Once for 8 minutes. That can’t be good for you.)
Emma Watson is the new face for Lancome cosmetics, so if you want to look young and youthful, like you’re 20, you should buy their stuff. It also helps if you’re actually 20, like Emma. Last night she shot her first campaign in Paris, the theme being, “prostitutes I would drive past at first to see what my options were.”
For the nine years that she starred in the Harry Potter movies, from 2001 to 2010, Emma Watson was contractually obligated to keep her hair long, so when she finished filming the final one 6 months ago, she went straight to the salon and had them chop it all off.
Now though, she’s remembering that she’s an actress, and a girl, and that girls who are actresses are supposed to be attractive. She told Elle…
“I’m kind of looking forward to getting to a cute little bob stage. I am trying to grow it but it’s slow, it’s taking a while obviously. If I want to keep acting it’s more flexible for me to have it longer for different roles, it’s quite a specific cut.”
Please note that the reason she cut all her hair off is because she wasn’t allowed to do it before. This coincides with my theory that girls are all argumentative, evil, black hearted monsters and all they ever wanna do is what you ask them not to do. If her contract said “shave your head” and “bind your breasts so they never grow”, her hair would be past her ass and she’d have G’s. Honestly, why are all you women such a pain in the ass?
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