EMMA WATSON - is pretty GD hot. I bet a good way to hit on her would be to make a bunch of coy references to her “handling your wand”. Then later, point down to your crotch and look at her like, “well, what do you think”. If she doesn’t get it say, “my cock. My cock was the wand you were handling in that story I told.” Then she’d get real turned on.
RIHANNA - may be back with Chis Brown. They checked into separate rooms at the Trump International Hotel on Friday, though neither have any scheduled appearances or business in New York. She must be crazy, but everyone is different I guess. When I see someone who beat me up for example, I usually wet my pants and run the other away. (source = ny post)
LINDSAY LOHAN - walked around a store in LA barefoot this weekend, and after seeing how dirty her feet are, I wouldn’t recommend trying on the same shoes she did unless you boiled them first. (source = daily mail)
“Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince” opened yesterday and banked $58.4 million on it’s first day, narrowly missing the all time one day record of 62M set by “Transformers” a few weeks ago. “Potter” did however break the all time midnight release record, bringing in 22.8M in the first showing on over 3000 screens. That also broke the record for Most Number Of Thrilled Burglars Waiting Outside The Big Family Neighborhoods.
(hq jump to the pictures of Hermione and that dress that refused to stay on last week = here. source = splash news online)
The snooty London Times had an article with 18-year-old Emma Watson in their Sunday edition, and even though most of it is a bunch of faggity yacht-club nonsense about university and helping others, they finally get down to business and ask when we'll get to see her naked.
So in 20 years’ time, I can quite easily see her being a brilliant lawyer or civil servant — in a good way, of course — and perhaps she sees it too. “I have enough to hold me together without fame,” she says. “I have a really supportive family and a full life away from Harry Potter. It’s unlikely that I’ll be part of anything this big ever again, so I need to deal with that. I’m not going to take a job just because, shit, I’m not doing anything else.” She still loves acting, naturally — she would even, steady chaps, go nude. “Yes,” she says. “For Bernardo Bertolucci. It . . . depends. I’m not getting my kit off any time soon, but it is part of my job.”
I get the feeling her body isn’t so great (great = skinny with big tits) so the only way this would be rewarding is if she got naked as Hermione. I don’t know why Bertlucci would make a movie about that, or who Bertolucci is, but people can be surprisingly motivated when the poison starts to kick in.
These pictures are goofy but they show Emma Watson, who is 18, frolicking around with her boyfriend, Jay Barrymore, who is 27. The rumor is that Watson and Barrymore vacationed in Ibiza this summer with Bee Shaffer, the daughter of Vogue editor Anna Wintour. These pictures were taken off Bees Facebook. This was a lot more controversial when I thought Emma was 16. In my defense she looks 16. Remember that joke, what’s the best part of taking a shower with a 16-year-old girl? Get her hair wet and she looks 14. Nice. That’s not really relevant to anything; it’s just a fantastic joke.
I'm not exaggerating in the least when I say I have no idea what the hell Coco Mademoiselle is. I tried going to their website but after ten minutes of clicking through flash animation it occurred to me I still hadn’t gotten to the real website. Is there a real website? It sort of felt like they were just fucking with me.
I can't remember where I was going with this but whatever. The Sun UK says…
Harry Potter star EMMA WATSON has been named as the new face of perfume Coco Mademoiselle.
Emma, 18, famed as potion-loving Hermione Granger in the wizard films, has signed a two-year, £3million deal to advertise the Chanel scent.
She replaces KEIRA KNIGHTLEY, 23, whose contract with the French fashion house ends this summer.
A source at Chanel said: “Chanel have been dressing Emma for film premieres and parties in recent months to integrate her into the brand.”
The British pound has twice the value of the American dollar, so 3 million pounds is like 200 million dollars or something. That seems like a lot for a teen girl to endorse perfume. Won’t it just be other teens buying it? Do they even have any money? Why do dogs have wet noses? Who is that guy over there? Life is full of mysteries, my friend.
When I one day look back in the rear view mirror of my life, I'm pretty sure putting up pictures of Hermione Grangers kitty will rank as the worst thing I've ever done. And keep in mind, one time I used my karate to kill a whole town.
UPDATE - yes, I am over 18 and would like to see even more hot barely legal axxxtion or no, I'm a little girl who wears a diaper under my pretty dress
(picture source = splash news online)
