07.16.2009 Harry Potter just got paid

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“Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince” opened yesterday and banked $58.4 million on it’s first day, narrowly missing the all time one day record of 62M set by “Transformers” a few weeks ago. “Potter” did however break the all time midnight release record, bringing in 22.8M in the first showing on over 3000 screens. That also broke the record for Most Number Of Thrilled Burglars Waiting Outside The Big Family Neighborhoods.

(hq jump to the pictures of Hermione and that dress that refused to stay on last week = here. source = splash news online)


12.08.2008 HERMIONE WILL GET NAKED

The snooty London Times had an article with 18-year-old Emma Watson in their Sunday edition, and even though most of it is a bunch of faggity yacht-club nonsense about university and helping others, they finally get down to business and ask when we'll get to see her naked.

So in 20 years’ time, I can quite easily see her being a brilliant lawyer or civil servant — in a good way, of course — and perhaps she sees it too. “I have enough to hold me together without fame,” she says. “I have a really supportive family and a full life away from Harry Potter. It’s unlikely that I’ll be part of anything this big ever again, so I need to deal with that. I’m not going to take a job just because, shit, I’m not doing anything else.” She still loves acting, naturally — she would even, steady chaps, go nude. “Yes,” she says. “For Bernardo Bertolucci. It . . . depends. I’m not getting my kit off any time soon, but it is part of my job.”

I get the feeling her body isn’t so great (great = skinny with big tits) so the only way this would be rewarding is if she got naked as Hermione.  I don’t know why Bertlucci would make a movie about that, or who Bertolucci is, but people can be surprisingly motivated when the poison starts to kick in.