Emmanuel Macron Loves Him Some Old Lady Tail and Tons of Makeup

August 28, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Emmanuel Macron and Donald Trump aren't that much different. Both love the age gap in the bedroom and spend excessively for male of the species on hair and makeup product. Also, both are hovering around thirty percent approval ratings.... READ MORE

Mrs. Macron Gets No Euros

August 9, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The older married teacher who started fucking the freshman boy in her high school class all those years ago wants a salary now that that kid she's still boinking grew up to be the goofy looking President of France.


Emmanuel Macron’s Tender Statutory Rape Love Story

April 24, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Since Trump unexpectedly replaced Obama as President, there's been an effort by the majority of journalists and bloggers to recast any major election in the world in the Trump versus Obama archetype and type hard for the "Obama". It... READ MORE