Trotting Out Emmanuelle Chriqui Means Entourage Is Nigh

By Lex May 04, 2015 @ 1:14 PM

Emmanuelle Chriqui Braless And Cleavy Ocean Drive Magazine
The 90-minute white guys only rap video known as the Entourage movie is one month away. You can almost taste the mugging in celebrity cameos. For the longest time word was the film couldn’t get made because Mark Wahlberg was re-imagining scenes from Missing in Action in Little Saigon. Nobody questioned the claim because nobody gave a shit if they ever made an Entourage movie. But now they have. It’s like when you’re a kid and your parents bring home a baby from the hospital. First, you ignore it, but slowly, over time you realize that’s my little brother or sister and they’re not going anywhere. So you make plans to kill it. You were there first. Let’s push Entourage in the street and agree it ran without looking. At worst, we get compulsory psychiatric.

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Emmanuelle Chriqui In A Bikini

By Lex August 30, 2013 @ 12:20 PM

Emmanuelle Chriqui In A Yellow Bikini At The Beach In Miami
Everybody remembers Emmanuelle Chriqui from Entourage as the horribly annoying girlfriend you had to put up with because she’s got a crazy hot body. They’ve yet to build a defense for men against women who look like Emmanuelle. I gave up the pretense long ago. When I meet a woman like Emmanuelle I just get straight into which of her horrible family members she would like me to kill in exchange for seeing her tits. I do that even before ‘hello’. Why waste each other’s time.

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By brendon April 06, 2007 @ 1:30 PM

On a scale of hilarity, "Entourage" is somewhere between a dead Christmas pony and getting raped by a bear with AIDS.  It's the worst show on television and it's not even close.  It's like the writers have declared a war on comedy and a jihad against funny jokes.  The whole thing is awkward and embarrassing, 30 minutes of dumb stories and wildly irritating and unlikable characters.  And I have no idea who the hell Emmanuelle Chriqui is, but I guess she's on the show and I guess she showed up last night at the season 3 party without a bra.  And if you click here – thanks to Jeremy and his noble quest - you can get a nice shot of her implant.  Oh, the excitement.  

UPDATE – in hindsight I guess I could have built this up a little better, so: oh, you just have to click here to see the fox from "Entourage" without a bra, and brace yourself, for not even 1000 years of exotic delights could top what you'll see once you click this link.  

Now click it you bastard.