Emmanuelle Chriqui In A Bikini

By Lex August 30, 2013 @ 12:20 PM

Emmanuelle Chriqui In A Yellow Bikini At The Beach In Miami
Everybody remembers Emmanuelle Chriqui from Entourage as the horribly annoying girlfriend you had to put up with because she’s got a crazy hot body. They’ve yet to build a defense for men against women who look like Emmanuelle. I gave up the pretense long ago. When I meet a woman like Emmanuelle I just get straight into which of her horrible family members she would like me to kill in exchange for seeing her tits. I do that even before ‘hello’. Why waste each other’s time.

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By brendon April 06, 2007 @ 1:30 PM

On a scale of hilarity, "Entourage" is somewhere between a dead Christmas pony and getting raped by a bear with AIDS.  It's the worst show on television and it's not even close.  It's like the writers have declared a war on comedy and a jihad against funny jokes.  The whole thing is awkward and embarrassing, 30 minutes of dumb stories and wildly irritating and unlikable characters.  And I have no idea who the hell Emmanuelle Chriqui is, but I guess she's on the show and I guess she showed up last night at the season 3 party without a bra.  And if you click here – thanks to Jeremy and his noble quest - you can get a nice shot of her implant.  Oh, the excitement.  

UPDATE – in hindsight I guess I could have built this up a little better, so: oh, you just have to click here to see the fox from "Entourage" without a bra, and brace yourself, for not even 1000 years of exotic delights could top what you'll see once you click this link.  

Now click it you bastard.