Emmy Rossum Tits And Shit Around The Web

By Jack April 06, 2015 @ 12:00 PM

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Emmy Rossum showed off her luscious tits during this week’s episode of Shameless. You don’t win Emmy’s for that kind of work, you just win fans, also, money. Fuck the Emmy’s even if that’s also your actual name.

See Emmy’s ta-tas in all their glory. (Egotastic)

Lourdes Leon in a bikini makes me think some bad thoughts. (TMZ)

Kendall Jenner is a bottomless sex rabbit for Easter. (Huffington Post)

Bella Thorne sports a bikini and it is awesome.(Drunken Stepfather)

Sofia’s sister Sandra Vergara has tits almost the same size as her sister. (Hollywood Tuna)

Catt Sadler looks better in a swimsuit than your girlfriend. (Popoholic)

Lindsey Pelas has some unbelievable titties. (The Chive)

Emmy Rossum Has Got Your Back, Working Girl

By Lex February 18, 2015 @ 12:51 PM

Emmy Rossum Cleavage Show At The Costume Designers Guild Awards
Nobody gives a shit about the below line craftsman and chain smokers in Hollywood with the exception of the costume designers. You know where your bread is sewn if you’re an actress. You take care of your lawyer so he does what needs to be done with DUI arrests and you take care of your costume and wardrobe people so your tits always look perfect in whatever you’re wearing. This isn’t some minor noblesse oblige. This is your livelihood. An actress has the career span of an NFL running back. Who makes your cleats might mean millions. Emmy Rossum looks boyish and she goes back to being a singing waitress in a Midtown coffee house. She looks hot she has five more years of television and three romantic comedies. She’ll be bitching about no roles by forty, but she’ll also have $20 million in the bank and a sweet Palisades home. Tip your seamstress. Agism and sexism are easier to swallow with an ocean view.

Photo Credit: INF/Splash

Emmy Rossum Seems Happy

By Lex June 25, 2014 @ 3:48 PM

Emmy Rossum Braless Leaving The Gym In West Hollywood
God gave women nipple pokes in Hollywood so when they travel to Africa to snatch infants the kids will be transfixed by the thought of a decent meal. It makes for a quieter plane ride home. I read that somewhere online.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet

The 2014 Critics’ Choice Television Awards Occurred

By Lex June 20, 2014 @ 12:05 PM

Laura Prepon Cleavy At The 2014 Critic's Choice Awards
Texting girls get to pick out the winners in the People’s Choice Awards. Old people with oblong goiters vote on the Academy Awards. Foreigners with sexual assault charges pending in Moldova get to select the Golden Globes. The TV Critics Choice Awards is the one chance for miserably failed artists to have their voices heard. What TV shows do fat guys who take great care in selecting their eyeglass frames like to watch when they’re not catfishing teenagers online? Apparently, it’s not network television. Big Four network shows continue their eighty millionth decade of decline in the face of F/X and premium cable TV where writers are able to create shows they want and then cherry top them off with tits and swearing. Even in 2014, Procter & Gamble and Indiana ┬ástill hate tits, so ABC/NBC/CBS/Fox are left spitting out assembly line melodramas for people who fondly recall when there were no remotes. The average age of a CBS viewer is rigor mortis. I’m looking forward to the fact that in my golden years I’ll have one touch access to unlimited digital porn. Holographs would just be a bonus.

Photo Credit: Getty

Emmy Rossum Looking Chesty After A Work Out In West Hollywood

By Lex June 19, 2014 @ 12:06 PM

Emmy Rossum Looking Chesty After A Work Out In West Hollywood

Photo Credit: INFphoto.com, Splash

Emmy Rossum Is Not Really Topless

By Lex December 10, 2013 @ 1:31 PM

Emmy Rossum Poses Braless For The January 2014 Issue Of Esquire
I guess this is why magazines are going away and premium cable is raking in the dough. Emmy Rossum’s tits. Esquire can’t show them to you or else they lose their corporate advertisers who have hated boobs since the Pilgrim days. Showtime can, and they do, and that’s why you pay to watch Shameless. Girls almost showing off their tops is high school. Paying money to see girls take off their tops is what being grown up is all about.

Photo Credit: Esquire Magazine