By Lex February 18, 2015 @ 12:51 PM
Nobody gives a shit about the below line craftsman and chain smokers in Hollywood with the exception of the costume designers. You know where your bread is sewn if you’re an actress. You take care of your lawyer so he does what needs to be done with DUI arrests and you take care of your costume and wardrobe people so your tits always look perfect in whatever you’re wearing. This isn’t some minor noblesse oblige. This is your livelihood. An actress has the career span of an NFL running back. Who makes your cleats might mean millions. Emmy Rossum looks boyish and she goes back to being a singing waitress in a Midtown coffee house. She looks hot she has five more years of television and three romantic comedies. She’ll be bitching about no roles by forty, but she’ll also have $20 million in the bank and a sweet Palisades home. Tip your seamstress. Agism and sexism are easier to swallow with an ocean view.
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By Lex June 25, 2014 @ 3:48 PM
God gave women nipple pokes in Hollywood so when they travel to Africa to snatch infants the kids will be transfixed by the thought of a decent meal. It makes for a quieter plane ride home. I read that somewhere online.
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By Lex June 20, 2014 @ 12:05 PM
Texting girls get to pick out the winners in the People’s Choice Awards. Old people with oblong goiters vote on the Academy Awards. Foreigners with sexual assault charges pending in Moldova get to select the Golden Globes. The TV Critics Choice Awards is the one chance for miserably failed artists to have their voices heard. What TV shows do fat guys who take great care in selecting their eyeglass frames like to watch when they’re not catfishing teenagers online? Apparently, it’s not network television. Big Four network shows continue their eighty millionth decade of decline in the face of F/X and premium cable TV where writers are able to create shows they want and then cherry top them off with tits and swearing. Even in 2014, Procter & Gamble and Indiana still hate tits, so ABC/NBC/CBS/Fox are left spitting out assembly line melodramas for people who fondly recall when there were no remotes. The average age of a CBS viewer is rigor mortis. I’m looking forward to the fact that in my golden years I’ll have one touch access to unlimited digital porn. Holographs would just be a bonus.
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By Lex June 19, 2014 @ 12:06 PM
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By Lex December 10, 2013 @ 1:31 PM
I guess this is why magazines are going away and premium cable is raking in the dough. Emmy Rossum’s tits. Esquire can’t show them to you or else they lose their corporate advertisers who have hated boobs since the Pilgrim days. Showtime can, and they do, and that’s why you pay to watch Shameless. Girls almost showing off their tops is high school. Paying money to see girls take off their tops is what being grown up is all about.
Photo Credit: Esquire Magazine
By brendon February 07, 2013 @ 7:02 PM
I can’t even imagine how surprising it would be to turn around in line at LAX security and see Emmy Rossum standing there, right next to me, barefoot. Because she knows full well the judge told her 100 yards. It’s over Emmy. Deal with it.
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