Emmy Rossum Seems Happy

By Lex June 25, 2014 @ 3:48 PM

Emmy Rossum Braless Leaving The Gym In West Hollywood
God gave women nipple pokes in Hollywood so when they travel to Africa to snatch infants the kids will be transfixed by the thought of a decent meal. It makes for a quieter plane ride home. I read that somewhere online.

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The 2014 Critics’ Choice Television Awards Occurred

By Lex June 20, 2014 @ 12:05 PM

Laura Prepon Cleavy At The 2014 Critic's Choice Awards
Texting girls get to pick out the winners in the People’s Choice Awards. Old people with oblong goiters vote on the Academy Awards. Foreigners with sexual assault charges pending in Moldova get to select the Golden Globes. The TV Critics Choice Awards is the one chance for miserably failed artists to have their voices heard. What TV shows do fat guys who take great care in selecting their eyeglass frames like to watch when they’re not catfishing teenagers online? Apparently, it’s not network television. Big Four network shows continue their eighty millionth decade of decline in the face of F/X and premium cable TV where writers are able to create shows they want and then cherry top them off with tits and swearing. Even in 2014, Procter & Gamble and Indiana  still hate tits, so ABC/NBC/CBS/Fox are left spitting out assembly line melodramas for people who fondly recall when there were no remotes. The average age of a CBS viewer is rigor mortis. I’m looking forward to the fact that in my golden years I’ll have one touch access to unlimited digital porn. Holographs would just be a bonus.

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Emmy Rossum Looking Chesty After A Work Out In West Hollywood

By Lex June 19, 2014 @ 12:06 PM

Emmy Rossum Looking Chesty After A Work Out In West Hollywood

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Emmy Rossum Is Not Really Topless

By Lex December 10, 2013 @ 1:31 PM

Emmy Rossum Poses Braless For The January 2014 Issue Of Esquire
I guess this is why magazines are going away and premium cable is raking in the dough. Emmy Rossum’s tits. Esquire can’t show them to you or else they lose their corporate advertisers who have hated boobs since the Pilgrim days. Showtime can, and they do, and that’s why you pay to watch Shameless. Girls almost showing off their tops is high school. Paying money to see girls take off their tops is what being grown up is all about.

Photo Credit: Esquire Magazine

Emmy Rossum has to wait in airport lines too

By brendon February 07, 2013 @ 7:02 PM

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I can’t even imagine how surprising it would be to turn around in line at LAX security and see Emmy Rossum standing there, right next to me, barefoot. Because she knows full well the judge told her 100 yards. It’s over Emmy. Deal with it.

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Emmy Rossum is fast

By brendon August 02, 2011 @ 5:54 PM

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Emmy Rossum was at a high school track in LA today to film some scenes for her Showtime series ‘Shameless’. In this scene, someone tries to make her watch the Showtime series “Shameless”.

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