Emmy Rossum Is Not Really Topless

By Lex December 10, 2013 @ 1:31 PM

Emmy Rossum Poses Braless For The January 2014 Issue Of Esquire
I guess this is why magazines are going away and premium cable is raking in the dough. Emmy Rossum’s tits. Esquire can’t show them to you or else they lose their corporate advertisers who have hated boobs since the Pilgrim days. Showtime can, and they do, and that’s why you pay to watch Shameless. Girls almost showing off their tops is high school. Paying money to see girls take off their tops is what being grown up is all about.

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Emmy Rossum has to wait in airport lines too

By brendon February 07, 2013 @ 7:02 PM

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I can’t even imagine how surprising it would be to turn around in line at LAX security and see Emmy Rossum standing there, right next to me, barefoot. Because she knows full well the judge told her 100 yards. It’s over Emmy. Deal with it.

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Emmy Rossum is fast

By brendon August 02, 2011 @ 5:54 PM

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Emmy Rossum was at a high school track in LA today to film some scenes for her Showtime series ‘Shameless’. In this scene, someone tries to make her watch the Showtime series “Shameless”.

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Emmy Rossum explains how she prevents “penetration”

By brendon February 22, 2011 @ 1:14 PM

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In real life it’s easy for a girl to avoid “penetration”. The most common ways are by claiming my hour is up or by snickering when I ask her out. But what if that girl is a really really hot actress, and she’s naked, and she’s filming one of her many graphic sex scenes that are supposed to look real.

Because that basically describes Emmy Rossum on the Showtime series Shameless. So how does she keep simulated sex from being real sex? Let’s find out together, shall we?

Turns out there’s a gadget for that.
“We like it to be realistic but not real, but I wear something I call the ‘vag pad,’ it’s kind of a little triangular panty liner that you stick to you…”
Of course, given that it’s an active, “slippery situation,” sometimes, more than the pad is needed.

She also say’s that sometimes the guy will wear a sock. Though I don’t understand how either of these things avoids penetration. Her “vag pad” could be made of cement mixed with poison and teeth and razors and I’d still punch it in Emmy Rossum like my dick was a maul and her kitty was firewood.

Kim Kardashian was the big winner

By brendon May 26, 2009 @ 2:11 PM

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Michelle Trachtenberg and Emmy Rossum have a lot to learn about being famous. Kim Kardashian easily won the bikini contest at the Nivea Beach House in Malibu yesterday. In fact she was seemingly the only person who thought there was one. I have no idea WTF the “Nivea Beach House” is, but it looks like everyone had a good time. Which is surprising because one would imagine that putting this guy within 10 feet of Kims huge tits and unlimited hand lotion would have had disaster written all over it.

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MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG FTW

By brendon November 03, 2008 @ 7:29 AM

God knows how these are the only five pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg as Olivia Newton John in "Grease" and Emmy Rossum as Sarah Palin because I know if I had stumbled onto that, I would have been photographing it like it was the baby Jesus.

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