Sri Lanka Wants To Beat Enrique Iglesias And Shit Around The Web

By Michael December 28, 2015 @ 12:00 PM


Sri Lankan president Maithripala Sirisena is pretty pissed at Enrique Iglesias and his concert promoters. The president doesn’t cotton to girls throwing their panties and such on stage. So, he wants everyone involved flogged…with poisonous stingray tails.¬†America, it’s just not as bad as other places.

Still, I kinda want to see him beat. (TMZ)

Alessandra Ambrosio’s tits look delectable in these lingerie pics. (Last Men On Earth)

Ollie Kram is topless in black and white so it’s, like, for art. (Egotastic All-Stars)

I’d like to double my pleasure with Suki and Immmy Waterhouse. (Drunken Stepfather)

Get motivated to work out in the New Year with these girls in sports bras. (The Chive)

Kate Upton lifting some weights to get back in shape. Goodie! (Busted Coverage)

This pic of Mariah Carey trying to be hot just makes me sad, then horny, then sleepy. (Dlisted)

Enrique Iglesias Gets Droned And Shit Around The Web

By Michael June 01, 2015 @ 12:00 PM


Muy caliente singer Enrique Iglesias cut the fuck out of his hand when he reached out and grabbed a camera drone at a concert in Tijuana. If you come back from Tijuana only missing a few fingers, you’re actually ahead of the game.

Watch this fucking idiot almost lose his fingers. (TMZ)

Joanna Krupa’s sideboob pours out of her dress. (Egotastic)

Kanye West gives a very Kanye West commencement address. (Huffington Post)

Kylie Jenner in a bikini because she doesn’t want her dadmom to get all the glory. (Drunken Stepfather)

Stephanie Waring and Jude Cisse bikini together. (Hollywood Tuna)

Daniela Lopez Osorio shows you how lingerie is done. (Popoholic)

Lots of pictures of delicious asses. (The Chive)

no one has any idea who the new American Idol judges are

By brendon August 21, 2012 @ 3:41 PM


Despite Us magazine saying Nicki Minaj is all set to be a judge on ‘American Idol’, apparently it’s not all set, nothing is all set, and no one even knows how many judges there will be, much less who they are.

The Hollywood Reporter says a four person panel with Carey, Minaj, country star Keith Urban and Latin, um, person Enrique Iglesias is a very likely scenario, People mentions Minaj, Iglesias and Nick Jonas, while TMZ is now reporting that Kanye West has been approached too. But he would cost at least as much as Carey, which is $18 million a season.

Oh and Carey reportedly threw a hissy fit yesterday about Minaj because she doesn’t want to share the spotlight with another girl. Meaning Minaj is no lock.

So the only thing we know for sure is that ‘Idol’ wants big stars, because those cost the most money and almost definitely have nothing interesting to say. That’s clearly the best way to make a TV show. “Sure the show was boring,” Fox executives will say. “But at least we threw away lots of money on it.”

(image source of carey filming ‘the butler’ in new orleans today = fame/flynet)


By brendon August 25, 2007 @ 10:21 AM

Enrique Iglesias (he's the one with the mole and chin pubes, not the one banging JLo) is reportedly being offered condom endorsements after coming clean about his ferret cock to Ok! and Esquire.

Enrique Iglesias is making waves by admitting to Esquire magazine that he "can never find extra-small condoms," the singer first opened up about his meager manhood in the pages of OK!. In an interview from the June 4 edition of OK!, Enrique confesses, with a laugh, that the one part of his body he wished he could change is his "wiener. It's way, way, way too small."

He knows what he's doing; calling it a "wiener" is sure to set many panties adrip.  Pretty much any Jewish name works.  I call mine "Goldstein".  

When you think about it, this is actually a wise strategy.  If you're a famous guy, what kind of a girl do you want to attract: the kind that needs a man who's hung like a billy goat, or the kind whose queefs can only be heard by dogs?  If he'd said he was packing, he'd attract the worst kind of groupies.  "Finally, a real man!  All those other losers were pretty much just slapping the sides. Tell you what, it takes a big plane to fill this hangar."

No, he's smart.  He's trying to attract the kind of woman who's been doing her Kegel exercises.  The kind of woman with what doctors call "a child's vagina."  That's all any man wants, really. As for me, my manhood has been described as "Substantial, but not unapproachable." -LM

Enrique Iglesias has a really pretty voice

By brendon September 25, 2006 @ 4:08 AM


This is Enrique Iglesias on a music video set, singing into a hot mic that he didn’t know was being recorded. It's not clear if this is real, it is clear that it's 100 percent awesome. The dudes voice is so tranquil and soothing, I think I just fell in love.  So be warned, only open this if you’re ready to hear the sexiest music ever.  You might wanna lay some pillows on the floor around you before his seductive voice makes you swoon and faint.

(and yes, this is not new.  but it is fantastic)