Erin Heatherton Lovely Bare Titties And Shit Around The Web

By Michael July 15, 2015 @ 12:00 PM


Erin Heatherton is the forgotten Victoria’s Secret model. It’s got something to do with the DiCaprio sperm leaving the system. It”s like going off meth. You need some alone time.

Erin Heatherton got topless for some French magazine (Egotastic All-Stars)

Jennifer Nicole Lee takes a sexy wet t-shirt shower. (TMZ)

Olivia Culpo is buck ass naked, y’all. (Drunken Stepfather)

Robin Holzken in lingerie will make your peepee happy. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kaley Cuoco’s boobs can barely be contained. (Popoholic)

Rob Gronkoswi Gronks Charlotte McKinney. (Busted Coverage)

Bikini girls getting sandy at the beach. (The Chive)

Erin Heatherton Poses In Bikinis For Randall Slavin In The 2014 July August Ocean Drive Magazine

By Lex August 20, 2014 @ 7:29 AM

Erin Heatherton Poses In Bikinis For Randall Slavin In The 2014 July August Ocean Drive Magazine

Photo Credit: Randall Slavin/Ocean Drive

Fighting AIDS Has Never Been Sexier

By Travis February 06, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

Whoever is in charge of organizing the guest list for the annual amfAR Gala has the best and easiest job in the world, because the lead-in to Fashion Week guarantees that just about any Victoria’s Secret or Sports Illustrated model that matters will show up. In turn, old rich guys are bound to spend tons of money for the best seats in the house, all in the name of AIDS research, but with the actual intention of sitting so close to the models, they can smell the color of their underwear. Last night’s cattle call of models included Karolina Kurkova, Behati Prinsloo, Karlie Kloss, Alyssa Miller, Erin Heatherton, Lindsay Ellingson, Lily Aldridge and more. Naturally, Michelle Rodriguez also showed up because she probably heard there was an open bar and thought, “One hand for my beer and five fingers for the ladies.”

Photo Credits: C. Smith/

The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Went Just About As Expected

By Travis November 14, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

If you were somehow able to wager that the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory in New York City last night would feature some very attractive women walking around in expensive lingerie, random outfits nobody will ever see again and gigantic wings, then you’re probably a wealthier man this morning. Erin Heatherton, Lily Aldridge, Alessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel and others showed off the company’s latest items that your girlfriends and wives will never, ever be able pull off, and then Taylor Swift even showed up to perform so that everyone could take a bathroom break.

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Erin Heatherton Flashes Butt Cheek In New York

By Lex August 07, 2013 @ 1:00 PM

Erin Heatherton Flashes A Butt Cheek While Out In New York
Summer in New York may smell like the three day old shorts on the sweaty ass of John Popper (that’s a fucking 90′s stretch right there), but it also means the attractive young ladies who infiltrate the city will be out in not too many clothes. Here’s Erin Heatherton from Victoria’s Secret flashing her butt cheek getting into a cab. This is not the typical bare ass that’s been rubbing all over the taxi seat just before you got in. Trust me, don’t lick.

Photo Credit: Splash

Erin Heatherton Models Lingerie

By Lex June 27, 2013 @ 3:08 PM

Erin Heatherton Modeling Lingerie For Victoria's Secret
I have no clue how women pick out their underwear. I assume they do that ‘this looks cute’ thing they do to most everything they purchase or desire. I just pick out what’s on sale at Target that won’t hurt my nuts. I gave up the whole notion of trying to look good in underwear the first time I saw myself in the mirror in underwear. That wasn’t going to work. I guess there’s still some market for men’s underwear. A few billboards and magazine ads here and there that convince brand and body conscious men (so, women) what they should buy. If I could do it all over again, I would have paid attention in school and started my own lingerie company. Then I could have achieved my dream of throwing young Asian girls in the hot box for not sewing fast enough.

Here’s Erin Heatherton modeling for Victoria’s Secret. She once pretended to be dating Leonardo Dicaprio.

Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret