By Travis February 06, 2014 @ 10:00 AM
Whoever is in charge of organizing the guest list for the annual amfAR Gala has the best and easiest job in the world, because the lead-in to Fashion Week guarantees that just about any Victoria’s Secret or Sports Illustrated model that matters will show up. In turn, old rich guys are bound to spend tons of money for the best seats in the house, all in the name of AIDS research, but with the actual intention of sitting so close to the models, they can smell the color of their underwear. Last night’s cattle call of models included Karolina Kurkova, Behati Prinsloo, Karlie Kloss, Alyssa Miller, Erin Heatherton, Lindsay Ellingson, Lily Aldridge and more. Naturally, Michelle Rodriguez also showed up because she probably heard there was an open bar and thought, “One hand for my beer and five fingers for the ladies.”
Photo Credits: C. Smith/WENN.com
By Travis November 14, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
If you were somehow able to wager that the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory in New York City last night would feature some very attractive women walking around in expensive lingerie, random outfits nobody will ever see again and gigantic wings, then you’re probably a wealthier man this morning. Erin Heatherton, Lily Aldridge, Alessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel and others showed off the company’s latest items that your girlfriends and wives will never, ever be able pull off, and then Taylor Swift even showed up to perform so that everyone could take a bathroom break.
Photo Credits: WENN.com
By Lex August 07, 2013 @ 1:00 PM
Summer in New York may smell like the three day old shorts on the sweaty ass of John Popper (that’s a fucking 90′s stretch right there), but it also means the attractive young ladies who infiltrate the city will be out in not too many clothes. Here’s Erin Heatherton from Victoria’s Secret flashing her butt cheek getting into a cab. This is not the typical bare ass that’s been rubbing all over the taxi seat just before you got in. Trust me, don’t lick.
Photo Credit: Splash
By Lex June 27, 2013 @ 3:08 PM
I have no clue how women pick out their underwear. I assume they do that ‘this looks cute’ thing they do to most everything they purchase or desire. I just pick out what’s on sale at Target that won’t hurt my nuts. I gave up the whole notion of trying to look good in underwear the first time I saw myself in the mirror in underwear. That wasn’t going to work. I guess there’s still some market for men’s underwear. A few billboards and magazine ads here and there that convince brand and body conscious men (so, women) what they should buy. If I could do it all over again, I would have paid attention in school and started my own lingerie company. Then I could have achieved my dream of throwing young Asian girls in the hot box for not sewing fast enough.
Here’s Erin Heatherton modeling for Victoria’s Secret. She once pretended to be dating Leonardo Dicaprio.
Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret
By Travis April 18, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
When Leonardo DiCaprio was snubbed for an Academy Award nomination for his very deserving performance in Django Unchained, he didn’t sulk or complain like some whiny bitch. Or maybe he did, I don’t really know, because I was too busy being jealous of him for spending an entire month on his yacht with a dozen or so topless models.
But in his interview for the May issue of Esquire, Leo wants us to believe that the grueling schedule of making movies is the reason why his relationships don’t last, and not because women get older and he can literally have sex with any woman of his choice.
“Six months of being on location or being off in Morocco or someplace like that is not the best thing for a relationship,” the former Growing Pains star told Esquire. But seeing as he’s dated Gisele Bündchen, Bar Refaeli, Blake Lively and Erin Heatherton (above), among many, many others, there’s a pretty good chance that he offered that quote from inside an 18-year old model’s vagina.
By Travis February 28, 2013 @ 5:02 PM
Erin Heatherton is a gorgeous, blonde, wealthy 23-year old American supermodel and Victoria’s Secret Angel. Mexico is one of the most dangerous countries in the world and the home of an ongoing drug war that has cartel soldiers leaving severed heads in the streets and attacking and raping tourists in major resorts at will. Therefore, it is not a very good idea for Erin to be hanging out in Mexico City.
But duty calls for smoking hot supermodels, and if they’re not spreading wide for Leonardo DiCaprio, then they need to be hitting the runway. And that’s why Erin was down in Mexico City yesterday for the Liverpool Fashion Fest, where she blew kisses to the crowd and hopefully left a cloud of smoke shaped like her perky tits and ass as she hauled it to the airport before the cartel gangs showed up for “recruitment”.
(Photo Credits: Splash)