Leonardo DiCaprio Told Esquire Why He Has So Much Sex

By Travis April 18, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

When Leonardo DiCaprio was snubbed for an Academy Award nomination for his very deserving performance in Django Unchained, he didn’t sulk or complain like some whiny bitch. Or maybe he did, I don’t really know, because I was too busy being jealous of him for spending an entire month on his yacht with a dozen or so topless models.

But in his interview for the May issue of Esquire, Leo wants us to believe that the grueling schedule of making movies is the reason why his relationships don’t last, and not because women get older and he can literally have sex with any woman of his choice.

“Six months of being on location or being off in Morocco or someplace like that is not the best thing for a relationship,” the former Growing Pains star told Esquire. But seeing as he’s dated Gisele Bündchen, Bar Refaeli, Blake Lively and Erin Heatherton (above), among many, many others, there’s a pretty good chance that he offered that quote from inside an 18-year old model’s vagina.

Erin Heatherton Doesn’t Belong In Mexico City

By Travis February 28, 2013 @ 5:02 PM

Erin Heatherton is a gorgeous, blonde, wealthy 23-year old American supermodel and Victoria’s Secret Angel. Mexico is one of the most dangerous countries in the world and the home of an ongoing drug war that has cartel soldiers leaving severed heads in the streets and attacking and raping tourists in major resorts at will. Therefore, it is not a very good idea for Erin to be hanging out in Mexico City.

But duty calls for smoking hot supermodels, and if they’re not spreading wide for Leonardo DiCaprio, then they need to be hitting the runway. And that’s why Erin was down in Mexico City yesterday for the Liverpool Fashion Fest, where she blew kisses to the crowd and hopefully left a cloud of smoke shaped like her perky tits and ass as she hauled it to the airport before the cartel gangs showed up for “recruitment”.

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oh hey Erin Heatherton whats goin on

By brendon December 21, 2012 @ 2:12 PM


Would it be a good idea for Erin Heatherton, Leonardo DiCaprios ex, to take a break from her Victorias Secret shoot in Miami and climb up on a ledge about eye level while wearing a skirt? Yes, it turns out that would be a terrific idea.

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Erin Heatherton should be a model or something

By brendon December 11, 2012 @ 2:15 PM


Leonardo DiCaprios most recent ex Erin Heatherton is down in St Barts today modeling bikinis for Victorias Secret. At first they had dressed her in gingham bathrobe with some cats eye glasses, but this worked out much better.

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don’t worry about Leonardo DiCaprio

By brendon September 10, 2012 @ 4:14 PM


You might think that Leonardo DiCaprio would be upset today after hearing that Blake Lively (his ex-girlfriend) married Ryan Reynolds this weekend. But here’s DiCaprios current girlfriend, Erin Heatherton, shooting for Victorias Secret today in Miami. He might think this is Blake Lively. Or he probably doesn’t even remember that he dated Blake Lively. It would be like asking your dog about a shoe he ate last year.

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Erin Heatherton at the Victorias Secret fashion show

By brendon November 10, 2011 @ 11:38 AM


As usual, wings were a big part of the Victorias Secret fashion show, like these ice wings they put on Erin Heatherton. So obviously this is something you’d only wear if you lived somewhere cold.

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