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Tonight Is Your Night, Caitlyn

Tonight's the night we make history, Caitlyn. After strong-arming ABC and ESPN, and them rolling over in a puddle of their own ratings juices, this is the moment when Abby Wambach hands you the mantle of greatness. She cries, you cry, your family showing off their no less fake than your own tits cry, everybody in the audience cries if they ever want to work again, and we seal the fate of corporatemedia as a bunch of...read more

ESPN Takes a Month to Perfect Its Lie

Everybody with an IQ above Kardashianunderstands why ESPN picked Caitlin Jenner to receive the Arthur Ashe Courage Award at the ESPY's. It's the same reason you told that girlin high school with the big tits how smart and funny she was. Why dance around the base human desire for sex and money?It's normal. Apologize like you mean it, take your ratings boost, and move on. Back in June at the announcement,ESPN issued a...read more

Catholic Group Drops Agnieska Radwanska for Showing Off in ESPN Body Issue

Polish tennis star Agnieska Radwanska was until recently a spokesperson for the 'Youth Crusade' a Catholic church group trying to promote the slogan 'I'm not ashamed of Jesus'. Agnieska showed she was not ashamed of Jesus by spelling his name in tennis balls in commercials for the group. However, turns out Jesus is a little less flexible. When Agnieska appeared almost showing off her titties in ESPN's Body Issue,...read more

Nude Athletes In 2013 Body Issue Of ESPN Magazine

ESPN is digging hard to extend their brand. They tried video games and movies. Didn't work so much. So they started copying SI a few years ago by putting out an issue dedicated to hot bodies. Only, they kind of fucked that up too by making half the issue about naked male athletes. Do I want to see Colin Kaepernick without his clothes on? I can't possibly be a big enough Niners fan to want to see that. Still, they are...read more