Catholic Group Drops Agnieska Radwanska for Showing Off in ESPN Body Issue

By Lex July 16, 2013 @ 1:23 PM

Polish tennis star Agnieska Radwanska was until recently a spokesperson for the ‘Youth Crusade’ a Catholic church group trying to promote the slogan ‘I’m not ashamed of Jesus’. Agnieska showed she was not ashamed of Jesus by spelling his name in tennis balls in commercials for the group. However, turns out Jesus is a little less flexible. When Agnieska appeared almost showing off her titties in ESPN’s Body Issue, where athletes go to almost show off their titties, Youth Crusade kicked her off the Jesus train. It’s probably hard enough being Polish and hot. All the attention you get as you walk the streets of Krakow and men beg to gaze upon your face so they can imagine you as they’re trying to finish off in their hard looking Polish ladies. Now you’ve got the Catholic church up your ass because I guess God hates the female body. Or maybe he hates ESPN. That’s possible. Everybody hates ESPN these days.

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Nude Athletes In 2013 Body Issue Of ESPN Magazine

By Lex July 10, 2013 @ 1:03 PM

Carly Booth Nude In The 2013 Body Issue Of ESPN Magazine
ESPN is digging hard to extend their brand. They tried video games and movies. Didn’t work so much. So they started copying SI a few years ago by putting out an issue dedicated to hot bodies. Only, they kind of fucked that up too by making half the issue about naked male athletes. Do I want to see Colin Kaepernick without his clothes on? I can’t possibly be a big enough Niners fan to want to see that. Still, they are trying. And they’ve got a bunch of female athletes I’ve mostly never heard of, except for Kerri Walsh, the tall blonde beach volleyball goddess, sort of without their clothes on. So, there’s that. Also, there’s SportsCenter.

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