ESPN Anchor Calls Co-Worker "Doll-face"; World Collapses

Lawrence and her sympathizers in the media, so almost all of the national media reporters, point out that the Buccigross-Lawrence released texts are a slap in the face to sexual harassment charges. Because men aren't really allowed to supply a defense in such public... read more

ESPN Fires Whoever's Still Left

ESPN claims it's not bleeding people due to losses from its cable subscription audience shrinkage and infuriatingly non-sports sports coverage read more

ESPN's Barstool Sports Show Almost Made It Two Whole Weeks

It may be worth applauding an outspokenly pansy and progressive sports network for partnering up with a frat house vibe male POV sports website for a TV show. But it's not. Hold your applause. read more

Sergio Dipp Unwitting Victim of Disney La Raza (VIDEO)

Sergio Dipp made himself the laughing stock of America, Mexico-America, and Disney corporate diversity clumsily executed mandates, and it's mostly not his fault. read more

Robert Lee Screwed by ESPN

Not Robert E. Lee, the Confederate General who surrendered to the North at Appomattox Court House, but Asian American sports announcer, Robert Lee. ESPN pulled Lee from coverage of the UVA football game this coming weekend because it takes place in Charlottesville and his... read more

ESPN's Slave Auction Goes Over Well (VIDEO)

Every purely moral crusade must eventually begin consuming its own tale. ESPN is now under fire for a fantasy football player auction skit that too closely resembled a slave auction of the antebellum South. read more

ESPN Lied About That Whole Apolitical Thing

This week ESPN published a feature article, "Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe define couples goals". In an article by Matt Eisenberg who couldn't have possibly wished this professional sportswriting gig upon himself, we learn that Sue and Megan support each other by attending... read more

ESPN Surveys Itself For Liberal Bias

ESPN remains desperate to counter the growing Internet thinking that their subscriber base tanking is due in good measure to the liberal political bias of their TV content. Everybody in the industry understands ESPN's losses have far more to do with having overbid on... read more

Blood Letting at ESPN

ESPN laid off a hundred people in a story that was supposed to get everybody up in arms but it turned out everybody kind of went, meh, hockey. About half of the layoffs were on-air personalities, which meant a bad day for any number of former athletes with interchangeable... read more

Tonight Is Your Night, Caitlyn

Tonight's the night we make history, Caitlyn. After strong-arming ABC and ESPN, and them rolling over in a puddle of their own ratings juices, this is the moment when Abby Wambach hands you the mantle of greatness. She cries, you cry, your family showing off their no... read more

ESPN Takes a Month to Perfect Its Lie

Everybody with an IQ above Kardashian understands why ESPN picked Caitlin Jenner to receive the Arthur Ashe Courage Award at the ESPY's. It's the same reason you told that girl in high school with the big tits how smart and funny she was. Why dance around the base human... read more

Catholic Group Drops Agnieska Radwanska for Showing Off in ESPN Body Issue

Polish tennis star Agnieska Radwanska was until recently a spokesperson for the 'Youth Crusade' a Catholic church group trying to promote the slogan 'I'm not ashamed of Jesus'. Agnieska showed she was not ashamed of Jesus by spelling his name in tennis balls in... read more