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Lake Bell Strips In Esquire

April 16, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can’t abide people who use old memes and then feel obliged to explain them as if they’d just invented fire. I remember drunk discussing Lake Bell with an old roommate who told me she was the ultimate Hollywood... READ MORE

Scarlett Johansson Named Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive

October 7, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Maxim so lowered the bar with their Miley Cyrus Is the Most Attractive Creature Walking This Planet back alley abortion that I can’t bring myself to ridicule Esquire for their Scarlett Johansson nod. This superlatives whacking contest is just... READ MORE

Natalie Dormer In Esquire

September 13, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

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Russell Brand Is Still Talking About Katy Perry

June 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Katy Perry and Russell Brand knew each other for a little more than a year before they got married in 2010, and they’d been married a little more than one year before they filed for divorce in 2011. So... READ MORE

Leonardo DiCaprio Told Esquire Why He Has So Much Sex

April 18, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

When Leonardo DiCaprio was snubbed for an Academy Award nomination for his very deserving performance in Django Unchained, he didn’t sulk or complain like some whiny bitch. Or maybe he did, I don’t really know, because I was too... READ MORE

Allison Brie Sneaks Up on You

April 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It is an undebatable fact that Allison Brie is incredibly gorgeous. She also knows there is absolutely nothing more attractive to a man than still photos in a magazine. So she was nice enough to take some and threw... READ MORE

Adriana Lima Is Very Good Looking

April 11, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It seems like only two days ago I made some stupid stink about the overrated mix of girls and food. Now there’s Adriana Lima half naked with Lucky Charms and I know I need to clarify my earlier statement.... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian is in Esquire

June 9, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian is in the Mexican edition of Esquire this month, and even though I don’t speak Spanish it was full of surprising revelations. Specifically that she can lie back in water. Her ass is so big I assumed... READ MORE

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