Jaime Pressly And Estella Warren Fight Now With Cops

By Lex April 12, 2013 @ 4:09 PM

Blood feuds between hot girls rock. The altercation last weekend between Jaime Pressly and Estella Warren over a stolen purse is now with the authorities. In short, Jaime is calling Estella a lying, thieving, drug addicted cunt. And Estella Warren is calling Jaime a lying, conniving, paranoid bitch. Jesus that’s hot.

I took the liberty (above) of sketching out what it might look like if the two girls decided to end their fight and masturbate together to orgasm instead. Turn those swords into plowshare, ladies.

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Estella Warren got a DUI, seems fun

By brendon May 24, 2011 @ 1:45 PM

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Estella Warren, the model and actress who is probably best known either from the Tim Burton ‘Planet of the Apes’ or the Chanel Little Red Riding Hood commercial (this), can now add another title to her resume; crazy bitch.

Because just before midnight last night, she crashed her Toyota Prius into three parked cars. That’s bad driving, but in her defense, she was pretty drunk. When police arrived on the scene, she resisted arrest and even kicked one of the cops trying to bring her in.

After finally working their magic and subduing the 90 pound girl, the LAPD cuffed her and brought her to the station to be booked. Then, like a real-life Nikita, Estella wiggled out of her handcuffs and headed for the back door to escape. It was basically the first 30 seconds of the Columbiana trailer.

Now she’ll be charged with felony escape (she was caught before she ever left the building, btw), assault, DUI, and hit and run. Hopefully they’ll handcuff her for trial too. And lock her in a tank underwater, and then when the trial begins, they’ll pull the curtain off the tank and she’ll be all the way on the other side of the room, soaking wet but ok. How does she do that!